He's Giving His Best To Appear Professional So He Chose A Sleeping Bag With Arms.

Well, since Mr Compressed called that means they were all still alive and more or less well, so... yeah, it wouldn't have mattered too much if it had taken a few more days of waiting on their part, right?

So exactly how many times do you think Mr Compress called Giran while he was busy being held captive...

voicemail 1: Hey, Giran, just wanted to check in and see when you may be able to swing by for some repairs on my arm. Thanks.

voicemail 2: Hey, Giran, me again. Maybe you're busy but I could really use some oil or something for this thing. Call me back. Thanks.

voicemail 3: Hey, Giran, we have money, I swear. This thing really needs some repairs. Call me back.

voicemail 4: Giran, I'm serious. Yesterday I accidentally slapped Toga because the elbow is acting up. Get back to me.

voicemail 5: Arm. Repairs. You know what to do.

voicemail 6: Seriously call me back.

voicemail 7: This is getting ridicules. We're still your clients.

voicemail 8: If I was Jin you'd have called me back by now.

voicemail 9: Fine. Don't call me back. We'll find a better broker. One who actually picks up the phone.

voicemail 10: Shigaraki told me we wouldn't be finding another broker and Jin said I should apologies for being impolite. Seriously though, call me.

voicemail 11: Are you dead? Because if you don't pick up soon we might be.

voicemail 12: What kind of broker are you!

voicemail 13: Hey, Giran, just calling to see if this arm has insurance, not that you'll ever call me back.

voicemail 14: We're fighting a giant monster that keeps crying over All For One. We need some assist stat!

voicemail 15: Do I have the wrong number or something?

voicemail 16: static Worst static Broker static Sushi static

voicemail 17: roars of Giga followed by a girlish scream from Mr Compress

voicemail 18: Sorry, butt dial. Seriously though where the hell are you!

voicemail 19: You're the worst. But if you get this, we need portable phone chargers too....call me back.

voicemail 20: That's it. You're fired [Shigaraki in the background: no he's not. Stop calling him. We can't afford shit right now.]

IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT HE WON 😭💕💕

WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU JOAQUIN CONGRATULATIONS 😭❤

True Dumbass minus Fortnite & Edgy Bastard... and Depressed Thot.

All in all, a True Edgy Depressed Thot though, in a way, I can relate to all the Dumbass ones

Tag yourself I’m Edgy Bastard

MMMMMMH 💕

They look like they just had a sleepover and now roam the streets as gal pals 💗

What if ALL the live-action jokers were thots?

Ah yes, this is the good stuff 👌🏻👌🏻

Arthur Fleck/Joker flirting headcannons

Anonymous Request: Can you please do flirting hc for joker v Arthur? How do they seduce a crush 🥰

Sorry for being AWOL these last days, college is a pain lol. Enjoy :))

Arthur:

Arthur is very shy in his advances, so the most likely scenario is that you’ll have to make the first move because this poor man is just petrified at the idea of pushing you away or scaring you

He will often come to your house to hang out and watch a movie or listen to some music. Not the most entertaining of things, but any time spent with you is time well spent

His go-to on any occasion is trying to make you laugh

The most flirtatious things he’s done always happens when he’s showing you magic tricks. Whether it’s pulling out a bouquet of flowers or purposely handing you cards with hearts, this is the most hints you’ll get out of him

When you talk, his whole body literally turns and angles itself towards you, completely hooked on your every word

If you’ve had a bad day or are just feeling down and need someone to listen your problems, he’s right there for you. Will listen to you vent for hours, genuinely concerned about you and offering help in any way he can

He’s your shoulder to cry on anytime you need, because to him, showing concern and care is his way of subtly reminding you he thinks of you and your happiness

Will invite you to his act at Pogo’s, his eyes filled with innocent hope that you’ll say yes

Arthur will also write you letters. Trying to be as mysterious as possible, he signed them as “secret admirer”, but his writing was so distinctively his that you caught on immediately

When you confronted him about it he started blushing profusely, stuttering out an apology.

You just smiled and pressed a quick kiss to his lips, silencing any paranoid thoughts that plagued his mind right then and there.

Joker:

A sneaky, cocky little shit. Much, much more brash in his advances

Makes you flustered on purpose

Compliments you on your appearance exactly twice a day. Why so specific you ask? It’s not too much to make it seem obvious that he’s paying so much attention to the details, but just enough to leave you crazy, wondering if you’re just overthinking his affections or if there’s actually something going on between you two

Joker tries to impress you constantly, whether it’s luring you in with is dance moves or something more extreme like showing you his gun

Always places his hands on you to remind you of his presence. It’s always very innocent- a hand on your shoulder, holding your hand when he wants to drag you somewhere, tapping you to get your attention. If it was anyone else it wouldn’t seem like anything… but you can feel the heat and desire that comes from his touch right through your clothes

When the both of you are together, he’ll tease you non-stop. It’s never malicious, but just playful and lightly mocking enough to make you blush and pout

Only has eyes for you. You could be walking down the street together and run into a group of Joker fan girls cheering for him, and his eyes would never leave you

If you lean in to hug him when you two meet up somewhere, he’ll take your hand and kiss the back of it, eyes devilishly studying yours

One time he took it up a notch and kissed both your cheeks in greeting. When you turn red and demand an explanation, he just scoffs and goes “It’s European”

Not to fret though, Joker isn’t one for wasting time. He’ll make the first move before you even think about doing it yourself, and then he’s never letting you go

tag yourself, I am sksksk

Okay, now it's getting personal

"joker", 2019: look how this guy is always in his little imaginary world where people love and accept him. isn't that sad?

me:

me, crying: how about you mind your own damn business

Only thing missing is Mineta trying to get himsrlf an alien chick

I just -

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half.

Your teeth are gone when you look away. Sleep well: They, too, have teeth.

Yo, why do these fit together so nicely? 😨😂