Well, since Mr Compressed called that means they were all still alive and more or less well, so... yeah, it wouldn't have mattered too much if it had taken a few more days of waiting on their part, right?
So exactly how many times do you think Mr Compress called Giran while he was busy being held captive...
voicemail 1: Hey, Giran, just wanted to check in and see when you may be able to swing by for some repairs on my arm. Thanks.
voicemail 2: Hey, Giran, me again. Maybe you're busy but I could really use some oil or something for this thing. Call me back. Thanks.
voicemail 3: Hey, Giran, we have money, I swear. This thing really needs some repairs. Call me back.
voicemail 4: Giran, I'm serious. Yesterday I accidentally slapped Toga because the elbow is acting up. Get back to me.
voicemail 5: Arm. Repairs. You know what to do.
voicemail 6: Seriously call me back.
voicemail 7: This is getting ridicules. We're still your clients.
voicemail 8: If I was Jin you'd have called me back by now.
voicemail 9: Fine. Don't call me back. We'll find a better broker. One who actually picks up the phone.
voicemail 10: Shigaraki told me we wouldn't be finding another broker and Jin said I should apologies for being impolite. Seriously though, call me.
voicemail 11: Are you dead? Because if you don't pick up soon we might be.
voicemail 12: What kind of broker are you!
voicemail 13: Hey, Giran, just calling to see if this arm has insurance, not that you'll ever call me back.
voicemail 14: We're fighting a giant monster that keeps crying over All For One. We need some assist stat!
voicemail 15: Do I have the wrong number or something?
voicemail 16: static Worst static Broker static Sushi static
voicemail 17: roars of Giga followed by a girlish scream from Mr Compress
voicemail 18: Sorry, butt dial. Seriously though where the hell are you!
voicemail 19: You're the worst. But if you get this, we need portable phone chargers too....call me back.
voicemail 20: That's it. You're fired [Shigaraki in the background: no he's not. Stop calling him. We can't afford shit right now.]
Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.
U JUST SUPPLIED ME
WITH ENOUGH WATER FOR THE NEXT DECADES 💕
ROUGH DARK KNIGHT JOKER JUST ALWAYS FEEDS ME FOR HIBERNATION
This is my part of a fic swap with the ever lovely @clownsxclowns. Born of a quick discussion in Discord and while I’m not entirely sure it fits all the marks, I enjoyed writing it and I guess that’s what counts? Ha! Written as Heath!Joker but you can read it as Arthur Fleck/Joker, I suppose. Prompt - Heath!Joker wearing a Nurses dress. Gags. Bondage. Very light fluff thrown in at the end just coz. I just took it and went with it, and I hope it’s to your liking, Kat! <3 CONTAINS SMUT/ADULT CONTENT - NSFW - Do NOT read unless you’re comfortable with that. First and final warning! 18+ only. Warnings - BDSM themes, Sub/Dom themes - could be viewed as dub-con to some readers so bear that in mind, restraint, gags, medical equipment, (forced) oral sex, masturbation, cursing, rough play & one instance of slapping. Basically if BDSM/rough play is not your thing, do not read. Thank you, and enjoy!
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Okay, I'm sold. I will not accept any other outcome than this.
i wouldnt expect anything less from mr. eugenics
the fandom already does, even without him smiling.
♡ ➝ l i k e o r r e b l o g i f y o u s a v e
Hmm, Aizawa not having showered for a week
shigaraki stans about to start smelling like a dumpster juice
Just introducing y'all to my religion.
there is only one religion and it’s this
This is God's server
if u know, u know.
his pothole ass tastes like salmon, pass it on
@jokerrang @synthwavegoodbye @arthur-x-fleck
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