Sorry I Get My Grubby Mits On Something Horror Related, I Gotta Crack A Few Jokes With It

i found this weird tape in the woods and this is all it had

weak and powerless - a perfect circle

loses sleep to draw hyperfixation art it's fine

AU where everything is the same except when Tim turns into Masky (and vice versa) he stops in his tracks, does the little Sims outfit change animation, and carries on as normal. Sometimes followed by a Sims-esque "ooh!" "ahh!" noises. Nobody acknowledges this.

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Shakespere plays badly described in one sentence:

Romeo And Juliet - Your "Love had different plans" writing excuse ended with a restraining order and two dead kids

Macbeth - Girlboss uses her sopping pathetic wet dog of a husband to gain political power, ends horribly.

Hamlet - Pathetic emo boy destroys career of his creepy uncle

Titus Andronicus - It's a soap opera because after you watch it you feel the need to wash yourself thoroughly

The Tempest - One man's real person ship fic saves the government from corruption

Merchant Of Venice - The way to make your play where the main villain is a jewish person portraying every negative stereotype is by making the main christian characters the biggest pricks in existance

Twelfth Night - Shakespeare was a COWARD for not making the woman marry the sister and the man marry the brother.

Othello - A commentary on racism slightly ruined by the fact that the main villain shares a name with a cartoon disney parrot

47 eats an apple

I'm sobbing stop staring at me like that

(feel free to use this but just credit me lol)

My babies,,, maskless Masky is a jumpscare but I'm telling yall thats him, mhm, mhm !! sigh gay people... Masky likes watching people sleep, its canon btw.

The Official HITMAN Account on TikTok knows what’s up 😏

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it