Shakespere plays badly described in one sentence:
Romeo And Juliet - Your "Love had different plans" writing excuse ended with a restraining order and two dead kids
Macbeth - Girlboss uses her sopping pathetic wet dog of a husband to gain political power, ends horribly.
Hamlet - Pathetic emo boy destroys career of his creepy uncle
Titus Andronicus - It's a soap opera because after you watch it you feel the need to wash yourself thoroughly
The Tempest - One man's real person ship fic saves the government from corruption
Merchant Of Venice - The way to make your play where the main villain is a jewish person portraying every negative stereotype is by making the main christian characters the biggest pricks in existance
Twelfth Night - Shakespeare was a COWARD for not making the woman marry the sister and the man marry the brother.
Othello - A commentary on racism slightly ruined by the fact that the main villain shares a name with a cartoon disney parrot
(I've been staring at it for days now, so it's clear to me I'm not coloring it erm.)
THIS IS THEIR SAYING. THEIRS. Also I hc that Brian gets nose bleeds A LOT.
Don’t even really ship them, but request from one of my moots really inspired me ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!
Whatever everyone, SIT DOWN. We're talking about advocate. Yes. ADVOCATE.
Okay y'all, hi hello I need to yap and nobody is around so I gotta talk to a wall.
So, advocate huh? Anytime anyone says that this was a warning for Jay that something was about to happen to Brian I go INSANE. Because NO. IT'S NOT A WARNING. How could it be?
BRIAN, AT THIS POINT, IS GONE FOR THREE YEARS. THREE. YEARS. Advocate can't be a warning because at this time, there was nothing to warn about. Alex MOVED AWAY, he's not in the area for the past THREE YEARS. He dealt with Brian ALL THOSE years ago when he killed him during those three months of recording marble hornets. Okay? Okay.
Now, what IS advocate?
If this was a warning, giving it this title would make literally NO sense whatsoever, so let me tell you what I think this is, and bare with me, it might actually sound a little stupid and crazy but all of my HCs and theories do so y'know, the usual.
Advocate is Brian literally telling us what happened and what he's doing ATM. I mean, JAY DID ASK, and he replied. I don't think Brian ever wanted to keep his identity a "secret", I feel like he was telling us that he's a part of something bigger, and we were supposed to connect the dots later as we see him in S2, and so was Jay - he just .. didn't. And Brian didn't feel the need to repeat himself, I mean - HE SAYS HIS NAME IN NULL!!!
(the crossed out 0 is a B and then you move the rest of the letters around and it literally says Brian.)
HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS THE ADVOCATE, AND THEN GAVE US (and Jay) A GOOD-BYE.
Advocate isn't a warning, it's a hello. And I'm so insane about it, I love TTA SO MUCH. We know Brian HATES liars and lying, I mean, he literally calls out MASKY in messages when he comes after Jay and tries to out Tim to him, like.."tell us, you have been keeping secrets, smile for the camera." WITH TIM'S PICTURE IN THE BACKGROUND?? he's so messy.. my baby.. my shayla..
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the read, feel free to discuss because I need this in my life.. I need to talk about these guys.
Guys please talk to me about marble hornets I need someone to yap to.
Jay and Alex in Entry #47
[Inspired by dear friend @transgenderpark in our discord dms]
au but it’s just canon masky beating the shit out of fanon masky for 87 entries (ft. nature b-roll provided by brian)
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oh we are so cooked.
happy pride to literally every shakespeare character! they’re all gay because I said so
it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY
Trolls reference