Grrr, You'd Think With All The Farmland Around Kansas There'd Be A Quiet Little Barn Somewhere Where

There was a rare Dylan sighting in Oklahoma the day before Tanner’s birthday.

Tanner’s been upgrading his workouts on the interludes at home between his travels.

Tanner posted some old pictures of him and Dylan from some awkward time in their teens when he had no idea what to do with his hair. Dylan seems to have gone through that period unscathed.

Grrr, those soles need such a licking and tickling (and locking in stocks)

The last snap each day has been bad since Tanner decided that was the way to get more views, but there’s plenty good in the first 79.

Post-ice bath, pre-getting ambushed by a team of wranglers and hauled off to the nearest dairy farm to be chained down on his hands and knees and hooked up to a milking machine while being tickled and stimulated to warm him up with a nice long pumping as he snorts into a gag.

I like how Tanner appreciates how exciting it is when he has a Dylan sighting to share with us.

Istg if Jackson doesn’t win this… should be easy, I have no idea who the other guy is.

In honor of Dylan’s birthday, Tanner posted a bunch of old pictures of them, reminding us of their great lifelong friendship and epic ship. Dylan once said in all the years he’s known Tanner he’s seen him more shirtless than clothed and these pics confirm. They were pretty adorable then, and still are.

Tanner is getting back to his routines after recent travels but the Midwest Meetup which is usually close to his birthday is coming up. Usually this means a lot of cute flippers show up in Kansas.