Post-ice Bath, Pre-getting Ambushed By A Team Of Wranglers And Hauled Off To The Nearest Dairy Farm To

Tanner Braungardt feetz - imagine the hammock's a bondage sling and those soles are getting mercilessly tickled and licked while he squirms helplessly

Tanner and Dylan in their Halloween costumes. Love that they dress up at 24. Have to say Ella did a great job on Tanner’s cupid costume (and convincing him to wear it). And the hippie definitely suits Dylan.

Might need to order a box of donuts if Tanner wins

Got any new ideas for market research?

Dylan’s cousin got married and so Tanner, Dylan and Tristan went to the wedding and then had a party bus, where Tanner did some pole dancing after getting a drink spilled on him.

Istg if Jackson doesn’t win this… should be easy, I have no idea who the other guy is.

Grrr, you'd think with all the farmland around Kansas there'd be a quiet little barn somewhere where an enterprising "dairy farmer" could chain him up and harvest all his milk 24/7

Tanner is home just long enough between trips to visit the home gym in his garage.

"That's it for today," said the man. Tanner groaned with relief through his gag, sweating, quivering in chains after a day of having his balls pumped dry. "Kidding! Productive bulls like you need 24/7 milking." And Tanner grunted angrily as his loads were harvested all night too.

Tanner posted some old pictures of him and Dylan from some awkward time in their teens when he had no idea what to do with his hair. Dylan seems to have gone through that period unscathed.

Love it when Tanner needs throwbacks photos of him and Dylan to fill out his story.