Lookin Like A Bull About To Have His Ass Drilled And Balls Pumped Dry By Merciless Machines, More Like

Who remembers the bathtub fanmail series from 2016-17? It’s great seeing Tanner in the tub again after all these years but I can’t help thinking what would really improve his icebath content is if he opened his mail in there. And maybe if Dylan joined him in the tub. Those were the best.

Tanner turned 23 today and celebrated by giving us this present.

Last week Tanner celebrated a year of sobriety. This week he celebrated getting back to tool pics.

Tanner didn’t get where he is without knowing a few things about clickbait. But it’s getting more blatant, which means either a trace of desperation or he enjoys it. Either way a good thing.

The last snap each day has been bad since Tanner decided that was the way to get more views, but there’s plenty good in the first 79.

Dylan and his family went to a lake in Oklahoma for the weekend.

The lesser-spotted Kansas bull 👀

Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.