Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.
Tanner was very excited to land a flipping combo trick he’s wanted to get for a long time.
"That's it for today," said the man. Tanner groaned with relief through his gag, sweating, quivering in chains after a day of having his balls pumped dry. "Kidding! Productive bulls like you need 24/7 milking." And Tanner grunted angrily as his loads were harvested all night too.
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The before pictures are always better, part 297: Tanner recapped his progress again and we don’t even bother with the after.
Again always a surprise to find something like this that got here without me being OP.
Tanner had a lot of good pictures to share to mark his starting creatine again.
‘Hey, hey, let go!’ yelled Tanner, as two guys who’d been hanging around the trampoline park grabbed him mid-jump and carried him to a van outside to be hogtied, gagged, and driven off to a quiet little dairy farm to be milked of all his thick, delicious “Kansas Kreme”…
Tanner posted some old pictures to show his progress and as is usually the case when one does, ended up showing how great he looked before his progress. Not that he doesn’t look great now, but pics 2 and 3 clearly establish he was doing juuust fiiiiine before putting on the weight he has now.
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