One Thing That AI Can't Do In The Arts Is Get Silly. If You Go In Tumblr, You Are Going To See So Many

I am catching another infection and I swear that I will kms or sm.

So sick of this shit (pun intended)

The clones literally had kids in canon (example: Cut Lawquane), so that means that their sex drives are normal. In fact, the clones probably produce way more testosterone than Jango Fett himself because of these factors:

1. The clones were made to fight in battle, therefore, they require more physical strength and mass. As a result, they need to produce greater amounts of testosterone naturally. If they don't produce enough testosterone, their performance in battle won't be as efficient. The Kaminoans probably had no choice if they wanted their clones to be super soldiers.

2. If they do produce more testosterone, that means that their sex drives are higher. Therefore, this could mean that they are "hornier."

In conclusion, the Kaminoans didn't make the clones sterile, and most likely made their hormone fluctuations higher when modifying them. As a result, these guys are probably some of the horniest mfs in the galaxy.

i don't understand clone simps tbh like girl they probably have zero sex drive because the kaminoans sterilized them. they're not gonna fuck you, lol.

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KW 2024- Day 3: Parenthood

Day 3 of Kataang Week 2024 hosted by @kataang-week !!

Prompt: Parenting/First-Time Parents - Wednesday, July 31st

Summary: Katara discovers she is pregnant with her first child and tells Aang.

Rating: Teen Audiences and up

Word Count: 1.5K

Warning: Mentions of sickness (In case anyone is skeptical about it). There is also a brief mention of unprotected sexual activity, but that’s it, NOTHING explicit. Also, Katara and Aang are ADULTS in this story.

Katara has not been feeling her best in these past few days. She had been vomiting in the mornings and had odd cravings for seafood in the afternoons, which could only mean one thing: She was most likely pregnant. At first, Katara did not want to believe it and thought it was just the sketchy food they had at that restaurant outside of the Fire Nation capital, but everyone who had the food was okay after eating it.

However, Katara knew something weird was happening to her body when she started craving the fish delicacies from the Water Tribe just hours after being sick. Katara’s mind was racing with thoughts as she tried to process the possibility of her being pregnant with an actual child. It was wild, especially since she was 22 years old. She was still fairly young to become a mother, even if she had a financially secure life with Aang being the Avatar and her being a waterbeding master. There was still so much she wanted to do with her life, and with Aang. The couple has been married for almost a year, and the last thing they wanted to have immediately were kids. They even talked about it, and agreed that it would be better to have them in a few years from their marriage. 

“I need to verify my suspicions,” Katara told herself. She left her home and went to her local healer, which was just a few minutes from the house in Republic City. When she got there, the healer examined her and confirmed her suspicions: She was pregnant, and around a month of gestation. Katara could not believe it, and although was vastly shocked and scared, was still happy with the news. When she returned home, she found Aang, who had just returned home. 

“Katara!” he greeted happily, hugging his wife tightly and giving her a light kiss. “How was your day so far? Where were you?” 

“Hello, sweetie,” she greeted, trying to hide her nervousness. “I was just at our local healer.”

“Are you okay? Are you feeling too sick? What is it?” asked Aang with too much worry, pressing a hand on Katara’s forehead. 

“Aang, I am okay… well, sort of,” she responded, taking a deep breath. She led Aang to the living room and sat down in one of the large couches. “Aang, do you remember what happened the night after the Republic City Anniversary party?”

Aang turned a strange shade of pink, remembering what happened that particular night. “Yes… I do. It was honestly-”

“Well, something happened that night and…” Katara interrupted. She took another deep breath and then finished her sentence: “Aang, I am pregnant.”

Aang’s jaw dropped and his eyes grew wide. He stayed silent for a few minutes, which scared Katara a little bit, and made her think he wasn’t going to react well. 

“Are you serious?” Aang asked with shock. Katara simply nodded, trying to hold her tears of joy and fear. Soon enough, a smile quickly creeped up Aang’s face and he immediately jumped to wrap his long arms around Katara, embracing her in a heartwarming hug. 

“We’re going to be parents!” Aang exclaimed happily, still hugging Katara. “I can’t believe it!”

Katara simply nodded her head, trying to hold back the tears that were already streaming down her eyes. Aang noticed this and let go of Katara gently to get a clearer view of her reaction. 

“Sweetie, what’s wrong?” Aang cooed, cradling Katara’s face with his hands. 

“It’s just that… I know we agreed that we wouldn’t have kids so early,” Katara explained through her tears. “But… this happened, and I know that we planned on doing so many other things before becoming parents; I was scared that you weren’t going to react well, and I am also scared because I don’t know-”

“Sweetie, I am actually thrilled that we’re going to have a baby,” Aang interrupted. “I know we didn’t expect this to happen so soon, but I can say that I’m the happiest man alive right now. This journey is going to be scary, and mainly for you, but we will get through it together, just like we always did since the beginning.”

Katara felt relieve and comfort with Aang’s words, and she hugged him tightly. Aang returned the hug and tenderly embraced Katara. She placed her head on Aang’s chest and got herself comfortable. They stayed there for a while, feeling safety and comfort within each other. 

“I love you, Aang,” Katara whispered to the airbender.

“I love you more, Katara,” Aang whispered back, kissing the waterbender’s head with a light kiss. “We’re going to get through.”

Katara momentarily let go of Aang and gave him a passionate, but tender kiss. She lay on the Avatar’s chest for a few more minutes and happily rested there, feeling Aang’s steady breathing. While Katara was resting on top of him, he played with the waterbender’s hair and drew circles on her back, which relaxed her very quickly and made her sleepy.  

They were going to get through all of this together, and would never leave each other’s side. 

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Around 9 months later…

It was a cloudless weekend in Republic City. Summer was approaching in the large city, and the days were getting warmer. Katara has just been admitted to a local healing center in the city to give birth to her first child, and after many long hours of labor, she finally welcomed her first child into the world. 

“Here is your son, Katara,” said one of the healers, handing the small figure to Katara. Even if Katara was extremely exhausted from just giving birth, her joy was uncontainable, and she heartwarmingly received her son in her arms.

“Hi,” she whispered to her child. “Welcome to the world, little one.”

A few moments later, Aang was finally let into the delivery room. He had been anxiously waiting outside since the healers did not let him in when Katara was about to go into childbirth. He wanted to be there by her side and comfort her through the process. When he saw Katara holding his child, he immediately rushed to her side and crouched to see the little one. 

“Oh my gosh,” Aang whispered, feeling a wave of emotions enter his mind. He was bewildered and touched by the little figure in front of him. It was hard to tell who he looked like since the child was a few minutes old, but despite that, he was perfect.

“Can I hold him?” Aang asked Katara. The waterbender nodded in approval and let Aang pick up the baby, who looked even tinier in Aang’s arms. 

“Hey there, little one,” Aang cooed to the child, who only babbled back. The Avatar was completely amazed by him, and couldn’t stop staring. He was beaming with joy with his child in his arms and felt a surge of hope in his heart.

“You have quite the messy hair,” Aang pointed out. “It reminds me of someone I used to know.”

“Who?” asked Katara curiously.

“It reminds me of Bumi,” Aang replied with nostalgia. The king unfortunately passed away two years ago due to old age, which devastated Aang to this day. He was a courageous man, even if he was slightly crazy.

“I can see it,” replied Katara. “His hair is really messy, and has a lot of it for a newborn.”

“You’re going to do great things someday, my son,” Aang said lovingly to his child. “You look like a brave bender, a courageous one!”

“Well, we can’t tell if he is a bender yet,” Katara chimed in, grabbing the baby from Aang’s arms gently. “But, he is strong and healthy, which is the most important thing right now.”

“Yes,” Aang replied. “He is going to be strong and brave, like his parents.” 

“So, what should we name him?” Katara asked.

“Oh, I don’t really know,” Aang replied sheepishly. “We can probably name him after your father or-”

“Aang, I know you want to name him Bumi,” Katara interrupted. “You talked about the name for the past 4 months!”

“Yeah, I really want him to be named after Bumi,” Aang admitted. “But I could tell you were unsure with the name and-”

“I can actually see how he is a Bumi,” Katara replied, looking at her son with love. “He has messy hair and a mischevious look.”

“If that’s what we will name him, then welcome to the world, Bumi,” Aang cooed, getting closer to Katara. 

The Avatar placed an arm on her shoulder and stretched out his hand so Bumi could hold it. His pudgy hands were tiny compared to Aang’s fingers, and he could barely hold them. When Bumi opened his big eyes, he scanned the two large figures in front of him with curiosity. His eyes were grey like Aang’s but his hair was the color of Katara’s long, brown waves. He was perfect, and he knew that internally. 

Bumi, son of Avatar Aang and Waterbending Master Katara, was finally part of the world. 

I'm too invested in this help

Cid's Parlor - Chapter 8

Cid was in the kitchen, washing dishes. She was prolonging going back to the room with a weird clone. Not many humans are eager to be so close to a Trandoshan or any creature with scales, sharp teeth and claws. Those characteristics don't scream ''cuddle me''. What was he thinking ?

Gregor was impressed and kind of concerned how easy it was to flirt with Cid. At first he just wanted to get back at her and tease her a little. But when the opportunity showed for something more he took it. He was testing the waters. Cid didn't seem disgusted or angry. That's good.

Cid was stalling as long as possible, but at last the time has come. She entered the room. Gregor look her up and down. She changed her usual clothing for simple white pajama shirt and shorts.

Cid: Last chance to change your mind.

Gregor: I'm fine. No backing down. Come on.

He patted spot next to him to encourage her. He was flashing a dashing smile. Trandoshan vision allowed her to see it even in the darkness. She didn't knew if he knew that she can see him and does it on purpose to tease her or if it's genuine. She laid down next to him. After an awkward rustling with the covers they were somewhat comfortable with Gregor's backs turned towards the wall and Cid's back turned towards him. At first they were trying to sleep back to back, but Cid's head and neck scales were pocking him. Sleeping face to face was out of the question.

Gregor was fascinated by scales that were the cause of his discomfort a moment ago. He was wondering what were they for. Well, was majority of them were for protection, obviously. But what about those crests on their heads ? Is it for protection also ? If somebody or something tried to attack Cid, would those spikes get in the way ? Is it like hair in a sense that it's possible to style them ? Are they some kind of display for a potential partner ? If so, is Cid considered attractive by trandoshan standards ? Is he attracted to her ?? His hand was hair length away from them. Maybe she'll let him touch if he asks nicely. If something goes wrong, he may play it off as a joke. That seems to work. And with those and other similar thoughts Gregor was drifting off to sleep.

Meanwhile Cid was wide awake and aware of a warm body behind her. She didn't hate it. In fact, she liked it so much, she would like to snuggle with it. She felt embarrassed for wanting something so childish. She's not a hatchling that snuggles with brother and sisters anymore. Smell also was unbearable. In a way that she hated how it made her so worked up. Usually his smell wouldn't bother her. But the fact that his scent is all over her bed frustrated her. She began to regret taking care of the dishes away. They could distract her, but now she had to just lay there until sleep comes.

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VISIONS OF MANDALORE- DREAM CAST

Hi, I am still alive, and I am here ready to bring my dream cast for Visions of Mandalore if it ever gets the chance to become a show or a movie (which will never happen, I know). Anyways, here is the first part of the cast for the Kryze family (ft. Obi Wan)

Satine Kryze interpreted by:

McKenna Grace or Dove Cameron

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Obi Wan Kenobi interpreted by:

Walker Scobell, Sebastian Croft, or Jaren Lewison

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Bo Katan Kryze interpreted by:

Raegan Revord or Sadie Sink

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Adonai Kryze (Satine and Bo's dad) interpreted by:

Brad Pitt, Chris Evans, or Ewan McGregor

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Erica Kryze (Satine and Bo's mom) interpreted by:

Emma Stone, Evangeline Lily, or Virginia Kull

Keep in mind that Satine, Obi, and Bo are teenagers in this story, which is why the actors I chose were young-ish.

Also, PLEASE give me suggestions on who else could be on the dream cast, and suggest any teen/young actors who can easily interpret Bo Katan or Satine (and also Obi Wan) since this took SO LONG too make.

I know Ewan as Satine's dad may seem criminal since Ewan will forever be known as Obi Wan, but I just can't really picture anyone else playing Duke Adonai because Ewan just resembles him so well.

The next part will include Qui Gon and people from Clan Vizsla, who will be in the next part of the story.

(btw, Erica Kryze is my OC for mama Kryze)

I'm literally sobbing omfg

What Blooms in Thunder: Chapter Six

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Summary: The trio discovers some important clues on Gyatta, while Gol’Chek and the Girl make connections elsewhere.

Chapter Rating: Teen

Warnings: Graphic descriptions of death, violence, lots and lots and LOTS of angst, some mild innuendo.

Ships: Captain Rex x Female!Reader,  Lieutenant Rose x Female!Reader, other ships tbd.

Tags: #What Blooms in Thunder #WBIT

Word Count: 7.8k

A/N: Enjoy some DRAMA folks. 

Thank you @djarrex​ for beta-reading!

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I have a really bad stomach infection, so I will just finish all my prompts for Kataang Week 2024 at a slower pace. I expect to publish Day 6 tomorrow since I feel awful. I will also write a bit of The Way It Comes To Be, but I am not gonna publish the chapters at the pace I used to publish them.

Basically, I caught a cold last week, which is why I only managed to publish Chapter 6 of TWICTB. Unfortunately, I just caught a stomach virus and I feel like literal shit.

I promise that after recovery, I will update the rest of Kataang Week and TWITB

Love ya <3

the clone wars but with unecessary censorship part 2

part 1

sorry for not posting have some kisses :)