Another Little Alastor (shitty) Collection :]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

The owner gave me permission to share photos... but look! Look at this little French Bulldog!

A nose! Minimal facial wrinkles! Breathes quietly! *delighted gasp*

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out