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Mercs + Pauling walking in on reader changing! PT.1

characters: scout, soldier, pyro, demo, heavy

(the rest of the mercs + Pauling will be in part 2! which I'll probably post tomorrow its like 2 am rn I'm sleepy honk shooo)

note:

reader is gender neutral and its mutual attraction!!! it's assumed that reader isn't horrified or anything just, very embarrassed and flustered to have their crush walk in on them !!

ALSO the title is NOT clickbait!!! I just didn't expect myself to get sleepy writing this and expect it to be this long so I'm cutting it...you will get ms pauling content OK guys ..

warnings: NOT nsfw 💯 despite the situation nothing is suggestive its just kinda cute

♡Scout♡

• He was gonna go grocery shopping with you since it was you guys' turn to do it.

• You had taken a little bit, so he thought you forgot or got busy or something so a little impatiently, he barged into your room.

"Yo, Sniper's waitin' for us. You done yet-"

• His eyes widened when he saw you, standing by your bed topless with your shirt in your hand. The sight made him shut up in an instant as he blinked in panic. His face turned bright red in an instant, his mouth agape as he didn't dare to look below your face. He tried not to stare and quickly yelled with a high pitched voice, as if he wasn't the one who barged in.

"OH- GOD! I'M SO SORRY-"

• You didn't even get a word in before he slammed the door and ran off. He ran so quickly the mercs who were nearby looked in confusion at his speed. He didn't even know where he was running to but he finally got back outside where Sniper was waiting in his van for the two of you.

His eyes were still wide, and he felt so many things. Mostly- embarrassment, and shame.

"Stupid-"

He smacked his forehead, feeling bad to have seen you in a vulnerable position. He felt stupid for not knocking, and he also felt stupid for not reacting better. Honestly, he wanted to make some sort of flirty comment and tell you you looked pretty good. But he didn't have the balls, and also didn't even know if that would be good to say. He also felt shame cause having caught a glimpse, which made him flustered and - well, his reaction confirmed the slight crush he may have had on you.

Oh god. What if you hated him now? Nah...nahhhhhh what? It was just a mistake. You're....you would understand.

• Afterwards when you come out, the entire time- he's just...avoiding your gaze cause he's deathly afraid that he made you uncomfortable. You're the one who has to break the ice and instantly he apologizes again, just relieved you don't hate him.

"I am...so sorry. Promise- I wasn't tryna be a creep or anything, I just...yeah."

Always knocks before entering your room now. Always.

♡Soldier♡

• He wanted to train with you. Even if his routine was incredibly draining, you always joined along to just watch or train your own routine, and he always appreciated that.

• Being the man that he is, he charges to your room with a grin, before slamming your door open and yelling excitedly.

"OH CUPCAKEEEEEE!"

The sound is so loud, it makes you flinch and exclaim from where you stood, not noticing that you were changing.

"I'M GOING TO TRAIN AND I'VE DECIDED YOU'RE GOING TO JOIN ME!"

• He doesn't even register your topless self, not until he doesn't hear your response and has to fix his helmet a little to see the rest of you. His grin slowly fades into a frown, and his face starts to redden. His hand is still holding the door wide open, and he doesn't say a word as you two make eye contact.

You just stand there, your shirt in your hands, being lifted slightly to cover yourself a little more before you sputter out.

"S-Soldier- I'm kind of trying to change-"

• Your voice snaps him out of it, and he shakes his head aggressively, coming to his senses. He takes his hand off of your door, standing straight before he nods. He nodded so quickly that his helmet moved in a funny way, before he saluted and exclaimed loudly in embarrassment.

"YES! YOU...YOU HAVE AMAZING MUSCLES!"

• The loudness of his voice could probably be heard by any other merc who just so happened to he nearby. It made you feel just as embarrassed as he was, before he quickly stepped back and slammed the door shut.

He didn't- leave. He stood infront of the door, almost guarding it as he didn't want anyone else to walk in on you like he did. Also because he was just frozen. His face was still incredibly red as he stood upright against your door.

Internally- the sight of you had made him flustered. He wasn't used to this feeling. It made him feel nervous, clammy. He didn't like it. But he couldn't get rid of it. He didn't even remember what he said to you as he left, too focused on- trying to get rid of that feeling in his chest.

• Demo walked over as he heard the loudness of his voice from the other room. He noticed his red face and raised a brow in confusion.

"...Y'alright, lad?"

Soldier gave him a hard nod, a frown plastered onto his lips as the redness of his face didn't fade.

"YES."

Demo knew something was probably off but, didn't question it. He only gave Soldier a pat before walking back to his room.

• When you finally came out, Soldier just gave you a simple apology before quickly asking you to train with him. It seemed everything was fine again. To you, anyway.

But you did notice that he was much quieter during training today. His face would occasionally get red if you got too close to him. This had been happening for a long time, but today it was more prominent. It made you wonder... did he like you back or something?

Nah...no way.

♡Pyro♡

• Pyro had a habit of going to your room when they got bored, or when they just felt like showing you something. Recently you two have grown more attached and, they'd be at your room daily now.

They were excited to show you the new plushie they had gotten in the mail, and due to habit and the excitement they felt, they opened your door without knocking. They spoke in a happy tone, their voice coming out as mumbles under their thick mask.

But once they notice you, they freeze for a moment, letting out a small noise of panic.

• You were visibly surprised as, you didn't expect Pyro to show up unexpectedly. You were just about to head to their room after you changed for the night. You were thankful it was them, though. You had a much closer relationship to them than the rest of the mercs, so- you didn't feel uncomfortable. Just...embarrassed.

"Oh Py-"

Instantly, Pyro mumbled a string of apologies. They sounded like squeaks, and quietly, they started to back up to your door and didn't stop apologising till the door was fully closed. They sounded so panicked, and they were. They never expected to see you like that, you weren't naked or anything but, not seeing you in your usual clothes or work clothes and instead topless freaked them out a little bit. But mostly, they felt horrible. They themselves would feel uncomfortable if anyone had walked in on them outside of their suit. They hoped that you wouldn't hate them or- feel uncomfortable.

• You stood there surprised, just continuing to change. Hearing their apologies ended up making you feel a little bad, since you had never seen them act so panicked in your life.

• When you found them in their bedroom, they started to apologize again, even- begging you to forgive them. Once you reassured them that it was fine and, you understood it was just a mistake, they were so relieved..

But for a few days, they'd be more nervous around you. Still feeling a little bad but also...wanting to see more of you. Just, hoping that it would be under different circumstances.

♡Demo♡

• Demo always liked to hang with you when he was bored or drunk. Currently, he was both. He had joined the others for a round of cards and won, so now he wanted to see what you were up to.

He stumbled over to your room, he went to knock but your door wasn't fully closed, and he ended up falling flat on his face when his hand pushed against the door.

He fell with a loud "oof" and the sound surprised you. He heard you call out to him in a surprised voice, which only made him chuckle. It hurt a little but he felt more silly than embarrassed. He didn't get embarrassed a lot whenever he was drunk.

He got himself off of the ground with some struggle, and as he did he spoke.

"Don't worry, I'm fine.. I just wanted to see if you were busy."

When he finally looked up, leaning against the door to support him, his eye widened slightly for a moment when he realized you were in the middle of changing.

Now, any regular, sober person would just apologize and leave. Demo was never a regular person, and he was also, mostly drunk. With a confident smile he tilted his head, crossing his arms as he whistled.

"Now that's just beautiful..."

• Hearing his words, you grew nervous and incredibly flustered. You furrowed your eyebrows, grabbing your pillow with your free hand and throwing it at his face.

"G-Get out, man!"

He only chuckled weakly, before he stumbled out of your room, not wanting to be attacked. You never expected him to be like that, but, well, he's flirted with you a bunch before. You reminded yourself that he was just drunk and that comment probably meant nothing.

...but still, it did make your heart race a little.

• He didn't see you for the rest of the night. He actually fell asleep on the couch when he made his way back to the others.

But next morning, he didn't seem to remember what happened, not till he saw you with an embarrassed expression on your face. He wondered what had made you react that way to him, and when he remembered, he grew a little embarrassed himself, and, guilty.

He approached you, feeling silly and also stupid for reacting that way. He scratched his nape, chuckling awkwardly.

"Lass/Laddie I'm sorry for yesterday. I hope I didn't make ye uncomfortable, I didn't mean ta walk in on ye like that."

He spoke sheepishly. Usually he was pretty confident and straight forward, but remembering what he said to you and, remembering how you looked, he couldn't help but feel a little flustered himself.

• He was thankful you forgave him and seemed understanding to what he did. But, your response surprised him.

"...its okay. It didn't make me uncomfortable."

It wasn't what you said exactly, but how you reacted. The way you looked away, with a nervous smile on your face as your shoulders were slightly raised. The sight made him realize something, did you like that he said that?

He his his surprise well, not feeling as embarrassed and guilty upon seeing that you might've appreciated his comment. That you- maybe, liked him back. He had been crushing on you for a while now, and seeing this little glimpse was enough for him to know you probably felt the same. Probably. He hoped you felt the same.

♡Heavy♡

• He always knocks, always. So this situation wouldn't happen "traditionally."

• After a late night of partying and celebrating the string of victories your team has had lately, it was finally time to head back. Everyone had gone back to their respective rooms, aside from Demo and Sniper who had passed out on top of each other on the break room, with Soldier next to them, snoring loudly.

Heavy was helping you to your room. You were on the verge of passing out from the excessive drinking. Heavy wasn't as drunk as you were, and for a good reason. He had realized lately that he had liked you, and not in a platonic way. Usually he would be drinking a lot more, enjoying his time, and he did enjoy his time! But he didn't want to be too intoxicated as, he wanted to look after you.

• When he got back to your room, he helped you inside. You flopped onto your bed, giggling as Heavy tucked you in. He spoke to you in a calm voice, telling you that he'd be back with some water for you.

You only nodded in response, and he went to the common room to get some water. He knew you'd be really hungover tomorrow, but he just wanted you to be less drunk when you'd get to bed.

He got back not long after, but froze when he saw you were up. You were starting to change, your shirt was tucked over your head and it was stuck. You seemed to be struggling a little.

His mouth went agape, and he was tense. He very quickly looked away, still standing by the door with the glass of water. He felt embarrassed in an instant, not expecting to see you like that. He just told himself that you were drunk and, didn't have much of a grasp on things. You'd probably forget this tomorrow, and he was grateful because, he wanted to forget too.

Not because he found you disgusting or anything like that. No. You were beautiful to him, and, he'd like to see more of you if he could. But obviously not like this. Despite the warmth that flooded his cheeks, he snapped out of it quickly and regained his composure.

When you noticed him, you smiled, not at all minding that he was in your room, probably not even realizing that he had walked in on you changing.

"Oh, hey Heavy.. I was jus changing."

• You smiled at him, clueless. He mirrored your smile, despite his nervousness, he found that you were cute when you were clueless. He didn't mean it in a bad way, but he just couldn't help but be fond of everything about your little traits.

"Hello. I am back with water."

• He helped you into bed and watched as you drank, acting as he usually did.

When he left, though, his nerves came back to him. As he walked back to his room, his face was red. He was thankful none of the other mercs were sober or awake enough to notice him. His hands, for the first time in a while, felt sweaty and clammy.

His heart was racing, despite his stone cold expression, he just didn't know how to feel. You looked nice, that's all he could think about.

Tomorrow when you saw him, he was quieter around you, around- anyone, really. When you got close or placed your hand on his arm, he'd clam up and look down at you with a nervous, red face. If anyone asked him why, he wouldn't say, just, stay quiet.

He does apologize to you once you two are alone. Even if you don't remember, he does anyway and hopes you don't feel uncomfortable.

♡♡♡

idk why I suddenly wrote this lowkey I js got bored and I've been watching more and more tf2 stuff since I'm getting back into it again and like...I wanted to write about these silly old men hehe

part 2 is probably out tomorrow 😋 sorry babes usually I'd write all of these mercs in one sitting but I'm tired haha! anyway, I hope you enjoyed! Sorry for any typos I'm too lazy to proofread this </3

reblogs and comments are appreciated!! thanks ily... 🌹🌹🌹

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