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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Flick the bean

Heard a senior singing while coming out of a classroom: “ocean guy, take me by the thighs”

Arthur: Maybe my father was wrong. Maybe sorcery isn’t all evil. Don’t you have anything to say about magic, Merlin?

Merlin:

not to be controversial or anything but you’re the only friend i have and i couldn’t bear to lose you

Everything

Gwaine(to Arthur):Is everything alright?

Arthur:I don't know

Arthur(to Merlin):Are you alright?

“born on a mountain, raised in a cave, trucking and fucking is all I crave”

this just in: harry potter has once again quit the wizarding world forever, this time to become a trucker. more on this story as soon as we figure out what the hell that is

Legitly just cried bc its ten at night and I have spent twenty minutes trying to email a teacher in such away that she knows that I don’t expect any credit from my late work, but that I am going to turn it in anyway, because I care more about what my teachers think about me than my actual grades.

any questions