Everything

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Flick the bean

??

malfoy and ginny

and they bond over it

so which hp character is a kpop stan guys because my money is on malfoy

Ah yes, my mistake.

The year is 69

the time is 4:20. In the distance, you hear a mob, chanting.

“nice, nice, nice, nice . . .”

“born on a mountain, raised in a cave, trucking and fucking is all I crave”

this just in: harry potter has once again quit the wizarding world forever, this time to become a trucker. more on this story as soon as we figure out what the hell that is

Intrusive thoughts driving to school

Me, externally: Time to turn right to get to my destination

Me, internally: take a sharp left and yeet that ho off the road

reblog to be filled with rice instantly

Honestly, I think I'm going to kill everyone.

God to Noah at some point