PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
I'M 100% BRIAN
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I love all the borhap cast but from now on I’m gonna call them all non-bens because I’m still trying to recover from that hilarious quote. And I also see roger saying that
look, he has a special place in his heart for this hunky, deep-voiced twenty something year old alternative version, it was his chance to redefine himself
Brian May and animals: A storyline
I always feel the need to reblog this
more handy Queen anecdotes if you ever think they’re a serious band in any way:
1) roger locking himself in a cupboard to get his song as the b-side of bohemian rhapsody
2) freddie throwing a brick through their managers window because he walked off and left him at a restaurant alone #not glam
3) them all getting stuck in a lift because they started jumping up and down having just heard they got their first number 1 single
4) freddie calling his manager to get him out of michael jackson’s house immediately because michael kept bringing his llama into the recording stupid and it freaked him the fuck out and this is genuinely why freddie wasn’t on thriller
5) john coming up with the under pressure bassline then going out for pizza and forgetting it
6) freddie calling sid vicious simon ferocious
7) the new orleans jazz party which no one can actually remember
It'S tHe BbC
lines you can hear when you read them:
-I’ve got better things to do on saturdays, I could give you their names
-who even is galileo?
-are you JOKING
-jesus how many more galileo’s do you want?
-you’re a legend, fred
-iT’s A mEtApHoR bRiAn
-NOT THE COFFEE MACHINE!!!!
-there’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen
Freddie talks about Brian’s big cock :)
(These are all 100% real things my little brother has said in the past)
Freddie:
“You know what gives me confidence? Sitting on a sweatshirt.”
“I’m changing my name to Pass The Vinegar.”
“Cats are just BABIES!”
John:
“I don’t think that snakes would like being cold.”
“Who’s John mulaney?” (I’ve explained this to him at least seven times this week)
“Oh my gosh you said the frick word but not the R or i.”
Brian:
“Zero is definitely a negative and a positive number.”
“It’s my birthday so it’s time for me to tell you what to do”
“Oh! A dog!”
Roger:
“I think we should get grandpa a bag of fish for Christmas.”
“Remember when I punched mom in QFC?”
“I think most hufflepuffs are fat nerds.”
<3
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Mama I'm gonna be your slave*John Deacon aggressively comes in* ALL DAY LONG
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