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Reporter: I like that. What’s your name?

[poiting a tape recorder at Freddie]

Freddie: Freddie. That’s F, as in Freddie. R as in reddie. E as in eddie. Double D as in ddie. I as in ie. And E as in... Ello there mate

john deacon is the powerhouse of the cell

david bowie + larry 💿

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Brian: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. it’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Freddie: ridiculous. give me examples of this.

Brian: spiders.

John: wasps.

Brian: Roger

more handy Queen anecdotes if you ever think they’re a serious band in any way:

1) roger locking himself in a cupboard to get his song as the b-side of bohemian rhapsody 

2) freddie throwing a brick through their managers window because he walked off and left him at a restaurant alone #not glam 

3) them all getting stuck in a lift because they started jumping up and down having just heard they got their first number 1 single 

4) freddie calling his manager to get him out of michael jackson’s house immediately because michael kept bringing his llama into the recording stupid and it freaked him the fuck out and this is genuinely why freddie wasn’t on thriller

5) john coming up with the under pressure bassline then going out for pizza and forgetting it 

6) freddie calling sid vicious simon ferocious 

7) the new orleans jazz party which no one can actually remember  

ITS A METAPHOR

Cc: found it on instagram

Look at those hands

Guys I can’t honestly thank you enough. I don’t even know why this many people follow me, but thanks. Really. Feel free to ask me something, i really want to answer

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

Listening to this, while walking to school is the best thing i've ever tried. Everyone should do it.

I feel really badass