Help I've Fallen (willfully Tumbled) Down A Rabbit Hole (fem Andreil/ Trans Aftg) And Can't (refuse To)

Davey: I have an eidetic memory.

Race: So what you're saying is that you're great at spelling bees.

Davey: I mean yeah, I've seen the word spelled before.

This just made my day!

@fakenewsies @i-need-more-sleepzzz @thatenglishmuff @anyone one else should might enjoy this too :)

this picrew lets you make a terrarium and i’m literally obsessed

tagging @catfishingmorales​ @maxlordd​ @aerynwrites​ @ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa​ @interwebseriesfan24​ @mostly-megan​ @hdlynn​ to make a lil terrarium too c:

my pronouns are she/they because I'll never be him (seth gordon)

Movie theater: Please silence your phones.

Elmer, who hasn’t taken his phone off vibrate since 2012: *double checks*

honestly, we should've known andrew was fast before tsc. when riko appears on kathy's show, neil sees andrew being held back. but the important piece of information is the reason neil looked in the first place. he heard a crash. presumably this sound came from renee sitting on andrew, which would really only cause a sound if he was already in the process of getting up. andrew minyard clocked riko faster than anyone and was already moving before anyone else could react.

tumblr please stop telling me to kill mice with mylar balloons. I don't have a mouse problem. and if I did I would use wd40

Crutchie: I think that the difference between us is that you like cars, whereas I wouldn’t know the difference between a Ford and a Honda if they both ran me over.

Katherine and Sarah: Every man that gives us their unsolicited opinion owes us 5 dollars and a frappuccino.

*Race, Albert, and Jojo outside of the Brooklyn lodge*

Jojo: This is a bad idea, we shouldn’t have come here without asking.

Race: It’s fine.

Albert: Yeah, haven’t you heard of safety in numbers?

Jojo: There’s also death in numbers Albert! It’s called a massacre!

Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.