Am I Wet? Am I On My Period? Did I Pee My Pants?- Next On Wtf Is Going On Down There.

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Davey: not to be technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution

My freshman year attempt at the newsies jump. (the preschoolers next to us got excited after I was on the ground for a while)

babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

I literally laughed so hard I choked 🤣🤣🤣

@kazoosies Can I get the official kazoosies stamp of approval or is this just sin?

I made these in response to hate crimes in my community. They are full size and free to download and print if you’d like to use them, too.

Sniper: “I’m a people person” says every outgoing person

Smalls: “I’m a geese goose” says every outgoing goose

Race: “I’m a meese moose” says every outgoing moose

Sniper:

Smalls:

Race:

Sniper: What the fu-

Race: I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient and I’ll get to you shortly

For future reference.

I think that I just don't enjoy people in general, but i would also like to avoid getting flashed at pep rallies and I would love to walk up the back stairwell that's closest to my last class without have to push by people making out/ stripping to have sex. It gets annoying after about 3 days.

First day of a new school ✌✌✌ and all I have to say is I am serving looks in the uniform 😌💅✨

OHHH MY SCHOOL STARTS IN SEPTEMBER!! I'll have a new class and I'm kinda scared but at least my best friend from middle school will also be in the class?? So that's kinda cool because we haven't talked in years since I had to change schools :O ALSO YOUR SCHOOL HAS UNIFORMS? THAT'S SO COOL- I BET YOU LOOK GREAT!!!