I Literally Laughed So Hard I Choked 🤣🤣🤣

I literally laughed so hard I choked 🤣🤣🤣

@kazoosies Can I get the official kazoosies stamp of approval or is this just sin?

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4 years ago
Reblog And Make A Wish! This Was Removed From Tumbrl Due To “violating One Or More Of Tumblr’s Community

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

1 year ago

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

4 years ago
All You Gotta Do Is Sign 💖

All you gotta do is sign 💖

"Suddenly, I'm Respectable" By rainbowblue13 on Ao3 is the story you were looking for. I read that and IMMEDIATELY knew which one you ment so I went on a quest to find it and I did! Enjoy!

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗

4 years ago

I- Yes. I love squirmels

reblog this if you want a random newsie to try to sell you a worm on a string.


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4 years ago

And there are no experts so they find the closest thing. They find a man and he goes “I once saw someone write a book in a year” and we’re like “yeah, everyone’s seen someone write a book in a year!”

But this is an AUTHOR loose in a WORD PROCESSOR

I love the ambiguity of the term ‘WIP’. Is it a project in it’s third draft? A final draft being queried? An idea I came up with six months ago and haven’t written anything about yet? You don’t know. Nobody knows. 

4 years ago

Hey y’all!!!

Just wanted to say that my asks are open for anyone, whether you wanna talk, say hi, ask a question, or thoroughly confuse me, i’m available!!!

(also i’m debating if i still want to continue with the text posts so if anyone has any opinions on that)

ask away!!!!!

4 years ago

Thanks @i-need-more-sleepzzz !!!

f - Fish and Chips by Grace Kelly and Leo P

a - A Musical (Something Rotten)

n - No Roots by Alice Merton

c - Church Bells by Carrie Underwood

y - YOUTH by Troy Sivan

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c - Carrying the Banner (Newsies)

l - Larger Than Life by Pinkzebra

a - Applause by Lady Gaga

m - Me and My Broken Heart by Rixton

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w - Whistle (While Your Work It) by Katy Tiz

i - If I Die Young by The Band Perry

t - Tonight Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae

h - Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

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a - Afraid by the Neighborhood

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p - Partner in Crime (Tuck Everlasting)

o - Once and For All (Newsies)

y - Your Love is My Drug by Ke$ha

l - Lalala by Y2K and bbno$

e - Early Sunsets Over Monroeville by MCR

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i - Irresistible by Fall Out Boy

n - Nicest Kids in Town (Hairspray)

s - Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows by Lesley Gore

i - Immortals by Fall Out Boy

d- death bed by Powfu and beabadoobee

e - Eclipse by Pink Floyd

tags: @irlkingofnewyork @agentsnickers @gendistic42 @timetogoslumming @newsiesasvines @newsies-hit-da-streets and anyone else who wants to!!

(This took an hour from memory I hope you're satisfied 😂)

tagged by @kurtsiehummel!! thank !!

rules: spell out your url with song titles and tag 10 (ish) people.

v - vegas lights - panic! at the disco

i - i think we’re alone now - green day cover

o - oh noel - i don’t know how but they found me

l - lonely world - moses sumney

e - egg and soldiers - cosmo sheldrake

t - trying - cavetown

d - don’t bother calling - moses sumney

a - american attraction - anti-flag

n - nobody - hozier

d - death of a bachelor - panic! at the disco

e - everybody loves me - onerepublic

l - like real people do - hozier

i - if i were you - claud

o - on my own - tessa violet

n - not a phase - jessie paege

s - smoke signals - cavetown ft tessa violet

i’ve literally been waiting for someone to tag me in this cuz i love talking about my music taste djshfgkgj

tagging @cxsmospooks , @dragon-hair , @your-lover-crutchie , @luv-ya-hun , @crutchie-mcrris , @imqueerwitch , @joyfultimetravelbanana , @pickledcrofterss , @bisexual–mothman , and anyone else who wants to (y’all don’t have to do it if u don’t want to or if you’ve already done it lmao)

3 years ago
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This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

7 months ago

i mean this in the meanest way possible, if you as a leftist, in an attempt to 'punish' the democrats, either didn't vote or voted for a third party, go fuck yourself. you chose your own self righteousness over actually doing good.

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