Good News For You, This August 23rd.

Spot: When you share really personal shit about yourself and it’s fine in the moment and you feel good but then a few hours later you’re like “why did I say that?!?!” And your brain is literally flickering the lights on and off saying “Welcome to hell!!! Welcome to hell!!!”

Davey: Jack stop napping and go sell the rest of your papes.

Jack: Napping sounds so childish. I prefer the term horizontal life pause.

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Davey: Did you finish the last of the powdered doughnuts?

Spot *mouth full*: No

Davey: What’s on your face

Spot: Cocaine

How do you protect yourself from being stalked online by your parents?

I often get messages from teens living with their abusive parents telling me about how terrifying it is for them to even look at my blog in case their parent finds out. I was a teenager before social networking on the internet. Honestly, when I was a teenager there was barely an internet yet. So, I don’t know how people protect themselves but I feel like probably there are ways. If you know please do share! A lot of people would find it helpful.

(I COULDN'T REMEMBER IF I SENT U THE WORM SO IF I DIDN'T HERE U GO IF I DID POGGERS U HAVE TWO NOW)

OMG GREENS MY FAVORITE I LOVE IT SO MUCH 💚💚💚

All you gotta do is sign 💖

"Suddenly, I'm Respectable" By rainbowblue13 on Ao3 is the story you were looking for. I read that and IMMEDIATELY knew which one you ment so I went on a quest to find it and I did! Enjoy!

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

Exactly. Let’s go

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Beardrew!!!!

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