Race: *sobbing on the ground* I ruin everything I touch!
Crutchie: Not everything.
Jack: Yeah, Crutchie was broken well before you came along!
Noooooo u
Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?
Katherine and Sarah: Every man that gives us their unsolicited opinion owes us 5 dollars and a frappuccino.
Do not keep scrolling
Go and block me instead.
I don’t care if you see this from me or someone else. Go to my blog and block me so we never accidentally cross paths
So I usually don’t do things like this but it’s been like a year and I’m desperate sooooo...
Does anyone know the name of the newsies fic where Race is like actually a genius and Davey starts tearing his intelligence and he’s really good at probability which is why he’s so good at gambling but the when Davey confronts him about he says he doesn’t want to be super smart cause he doesn’t want to be different and stuff?!?!?!
Because I’ve been trying to find it for a while and I’m having terrible luck.
*2 am in the lodging house*
Race: Do you think Spot Conlon has feelings?
Albert: I will tell you one last time. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Thanks so much y’all!!!
Elmer: 911. Hey I hate to be “that guy” but I glued myself to the ceiling again.
For future reference.
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