Cal And Maven Are Just Azula And Zuko Reborn

just wanna find the softest grass i can find and lay down in it and look at the sky for a very very very long time

*coughs*

If ughhh anybody wanted to try out status and wanted to lend a girl a hand *coughs*

Sorry that was rlly weird I dunno where that was going

But if your signing up for status could u pretty pls use my code so I get more energy?

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TYSM IN ADVANCE ❤️🥰

Maven would definitely sing taste by Sabrina Carpenter to mare about cal like,

“Oh, I leave quite an impression. Five feet to be exact”

“I heard you're back together and if that's true. You'll just have to taste me when he's kissin' you If you want forever, I bet you do. Just know you'll taste me too”

Like tell me these aren’t the sassiest most maven coded lines you’ve ever heard

(I tried to add some lines that I thought really screamed maven but then I ended up with the entire song so, yeah just enjoy these)

"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

My Roman Empire is that Thomas never got a surname 😔

Justice for maven victim #1

Jazzy J aka The best skibidi RIZZLER if you ever were in red queen needed to rizz up Maven, what would you say to him?

*Please don't ask why, your name is just pure gold*

I’d probably just say I preferred him to cal, idk my dude is just so starved of *actual* love and affection I think anything could sway him (or not, a little bird DID tell me that he could have a crush on this girl called mae? Mace? Mare?)

I just think if you matched his freak enough then he would be a goner, as you pointed outbI am a bit of a rizzler tho so here are some *specific* lines I’d use:

“You must be a spark cuz you’ve ignited something deep in me 😉😈”

“No wonder your a calore, cuz you are SMOKIN’ “

“Did you come with a fire extinguisher? ‘Cause you just set my heart ablaze. 😜”

And my all time fave that works on everyone:

“What’s shakin bacon” 🥓

Xoxo jazzy j

MAVEN AND THOMAS ARE TOGETHER IN THE AFTERLIFE *I scream as they drag me away*

I have fallen down the incorrect quote rabbit hole so please enjoy the next few hours/days/weeks/months/hayoureallythoughtthiswouldeverendmwaha

Mare: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Maven : You're right, Mare.. Violence can't be the answer.

Mare: Correct, Maven . Now, on to the next lesso-

Maven : Violence is the question.

Maven : And the answer is yes!

Mare: No, Maven no!

Is the discord still out there cuz I tried to join and it was invalid/expired

My mum gave me my laptop back *yipppppeeee* so I should have a fic out soon, but the poll is tied so I have no idea what to focus on 😭😭😭😭😭

I might put a teaser out soon…….

Also would anyone be interested in being a beta reader? I really need some construct criticism I’m losing my mind rereading this shsshhhhh

- jess