*coughs*

Middle name Surname

THOMAS - THE THERMONUCLEUR - BOMB

Get it? Cuz? Y’know? Cuz maven..? Yeah? You get it.

"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

I would give my soul for this 🙏 (I fear this is every day of the year for me tho 😔)

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

yes. yes he would.

would modern Au maven be a Radiohead listener this is the real question

I've never listened to radiohead so I don't know

Jazzy J aka The best skibidi RIZZLER if you ever were in red queen needed to rizz up Maven, what would you say to him?

*Please don't ask why, your name is just pure gold*

I’d probably just say I preferred him to cal, idk my dude is just so starved of *actual* love and affection I think anything could sway him (or not, a little bird DID tell me that he could have a crush on this girl called mae? Mace? Mare?)

I just think if you matched his freak enough then he would be a goner, as you pointed outbI am a bit of a rizzler tho so here are some *specific* lines I’d use:

“You must be a spark cuz you’ve ignited something deep in me 😉😈”

“No wonder your a calore, cuz you are SMOKIN’ “

“Did you come with a fire extinguisher? ‘Cause you just set my heart ablaze. 😜”

And my all time fave that works on everyone:

“What’s shakin bacon” 🥓

Xoxo jazzy j

What do the silvers even look like?

Like i was thinking about it and realised how strange they would look, like any undertones or pink in our skin would be silver for them like...

their mouths, their tounges, when i first read the books i kinda just pictured a silver blush maybe twighlight esque looking y'know? but like they'd be so freaking silver

please tell me I'm not the only one who took this long to realise

………………….

no chapter updates from any of my fic subscriptions today…

Literal no one:

Like actual no one at all:

The background music in THAT glass sword scene:

DARLING HOLD MY HAND🗣️🗣️NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY 🔥😭🙏🔛🔝🔝🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️AND RIGHT NOW YOU SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON🗣🔊🔊🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️THAT'S 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF 4

COLOUR GAME

Yellow - I see your posts everytime and think you are the sweetest person I've ever seen.

Green - I don't know what to think about you seriously but you seem kinda nice.

Black - You seem intimidating and I don't know how to talk to you.

Pink - I'm head over heels for you and ready to propose.

White - How can someone be so nice to me? I can't believe.

Purple - I'm gonna smack my lips to your lips, (platonically).

Red - I'm so happy we are friends.

Orange - I could see your blog for hours.

Blue - Let's be partners in crime.

Grey - Always stalking your blog.

Lime - You seriously make me smile.

Gold - You are a diva.

@wendigo-wraithe @woods3115 @l0s3rb0y-hesfckingdead @lullabymaisie @rins-batcave @choucon @crack-cocaine-kibe @krystalzkrystal @kay-is-deaf @krevelaf @itzzzzzzyyyyydaaaaa @itsnotmyfaultimthisway @nerinhooo @noa-cooper @bamgyuuu-2001 @hera-arii @hannamoon143 @hey-hey-hey-bokuto

Asking this to multiple people because I'm curious

Tumblr bestie?

Oof, I wouldn’t say I have a bestie, but lots of moots, if you’re asking to be friends? HECK YEAH would love a tumblr bestie