MacCready: Lets Each Tell A Secret About Ourselves

Marinette: Who broke it?

Marinette: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Adrien: I did. I broke it.

Marinette: No you didn’t. Alix?

Alix: Don’t look at me, look at Nathaniel.

Nathaniel: What? I didn’t break it.

Alix: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Nathaniel: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken

Alya: If it matters, and it probably doesn’t, Chloe was the last person to use it.

Chloe: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Alya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Chloe: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Alya.

Adrien: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it let me pay for it.

Marinette: No. Who broke it?

Nathaniel: Marinette? Marc has been awfully quiet.

Marc: Really?!

Nathaniel: Yeah really!

Everyone: *starts yelling*

Marinette: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Door dash texts with Genshin Impact characters

Chongyun:

Venti:

Bennett:

Childe:

Razor:

Beidou:

tw: clown sex

Klee: do you still have that giant astronomy coloring book back at your house?

Mona: it’s not a coloring book

Klee: uh oh

Luke: sure you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god

Childe: barbecue time! i have steaks, chicken, beef patties, and sausage what do you want?

Ganyu: im vegan

Childe: try the guillotine

Paimon: do you think you could take Albedo?

Kaeya: fuck yeah…

Kaeya: oh you mean like in a fight?

Scaramouche: good morning the tsaritsa has let me live another day and im about to make it everyone’s problem

Judge: How do you plead?

Chat Noir: *looks at Ladybug*

Ladybug, mouthing: Not guilty.

Chat Noir: Hot milky

Ladybug: just lock him up

Razor: tony hawks moving castle

Razor: i can’t remember the name of it

Bennett: howl?

Razor: aaaaauuuuu??

Razor: oh