It Was Indeed This One

Falke should take a shot or two before so it works as a disinfectant

falke is so nice to help ariane clean her wounds

She just like me fr

she's waiting

I have no idea how people see an elephant in there. It is obviously an ANCIENT SNAIL GOD.

KNEEL MORTALS BEFORE YOUR GOD

NGC 3572, Star Streams

Dear Chell,

Do NOT come to the lab. I've baked an absolute dogshit cake. Just completly fucked it up.

Male wife core

I just learned that in 7 years we will be celebrating 100th aniversary of the creation of hoodies. It was originaly created in 1930 for people working in colder temperatures in New York.

It feels like something so new yet it was invented BEFORE WW2. My great grandparents could literally wear them and I wouldnt know it.

I got a big swooshy coat and I think imma stand dramatically by the sea in it later today

Why is it called Petri Dish? Who is Petri and what did he cooked? Im hungry I want to eat it.

How to test if your friends are human.

Say "Almonds can not be trusted"

If they repeat or say something similar, congrats. They are human

In case they ask why. Pull out your holy water gun. They are either a demon, a robot or an alien. So you have 2/3 chances it will work.

In our lifetimed we will see words like YEET be added to dictionaires and words changing their spelling.

In fonclusion Im waiting for a dictionary to say MONKE.