In Our Lifetimed We Will See Words Like YEET Be Added To Dictionaires And Words Changing Their Spelling.

Dear Chell,

Do NOT come to the lab. I've baked an absolute dogshit cake. Just completly fucked it up.

Male wife core

I started playing disco elysium a while back and Id like to just point out the fact how you can be empathetic to street objects. I love it 10/10 game ;-;

Why is it called Petri Dish? Who is Petri and what did he cooked? Im hungry I want to eat it.

How to test if your friends are human.

Say "Almonds can not be trusted"

If they repeat or say something similar, congrats. They are human

In case they ask why. Pull out your holy water gun. They are either a demon, a robot or an alien. So you have 2/3 chances it will work.

Haha silly wolfmen

I drew me and my friend as werewolves. So this happened (I'm the one smoking)

Just today I realised that there are no male world leaders with long hair. I even went through all the pictures on some shady website and there were NONE.

So anyway Im running for president of Poland. Wish me luck.

I just learned that in 7 years we will be celebrating 100th aniversary of the creation of hoodies. It was originaly created in 1930 for people working in colder temperatures in New York.

It feels like something so new yet it was invented BEFORE WW2. My great grandparents could literally wear them and I wouldnt know it.