10, 20, 23 !!!

“Two rat pals against the world” HONESTLY their entire relationship 😂

Season 3 M23-28

Think my ankles gotten better! And as a personal celebration, my book club won best society of the year at my university!!!

Okay this is a long one as I walked two missions yesterday and ran four today

“Don’t crash the plane, don’t crash the plane don’t crash the plane”

She crashed the plane

You know, if there’s something five hates more than have someone pull a gun on them, it’s getting put in a precarious flying vehicle

I used to love flying

Then rat boy both saved my life and ditched me 🐀

Come on rat boy, I thought we were in this together, two rat pals against the world

Had to save some punks, had a cry about Sam saying he’s a disappointment

Babe, I will hug the shit out of you if you don’t shut your beautiful mouth 😔

That mission with the lesser known runners had me feeling like a part of the popular kids

That’s a whole new feeling for me

Bitch I ain’t not have I ever been popular, maybe if you didn’t pull a stupid stunt like setting a fuckING ZOMBIE ON FIRE YOU WOULDNT BE-

Okay I get it, they are a little tactless, but... honestly. Please just use your heads

Though I do feel bad for how mean Paula and Sam treat Dr Lobatse

Until

UNTIL

Paula is helped back to NC by Sam and I’m thinking 🤔 “damn my bf is so kind.”

Dr Lobatse is like “Yo, Sam is in love with Paula”

Don’t get jealous about fictional characters Kaoticfive, it’s not healthy nor productive, don’t get jealous about fictional char

But damn

Way to twist the knife Lobatse

Didn’t help that the next mission I spent most of it running from more rats and a lady trying to brutally pipe murder me

Who am I, Jurgen Lietner? 👁

Friendship with rats is over🙅‍♀️ 🐀 loneliness is my new best friend 🤝

I miss the good old days where Van Ark dragged me through thistles

Ahhhh, simpler times

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

Gonna post the comic separate from this post 😬

Bonus:

Me: hmm maybe I’ll try listening to this whole “Magnus Archives” thing it kinda seems up my alley but I’m not really sure...

Me: *twelve days and 164 episodes later* 

Me: WHAT JUST-

Archive 81: “Nicholas is scrawny.”

Fan artists: “No. No he is not.”

Thanks for the tag! ❤️

Relationship Status: Ghost hunting is more fun to me😜👻

Favorite Color: Most colors, but Cobalt Blue is probs my favorite

Three Favorite Foods: Iced coffee, homemade lamb stew, and kale chips

Song Stuck in My Head: “Nails” by Pik Pok (from Into the Dead 2 (*cough* yet another zombie apocalypse game I’m addicted to *cough*😳😬))

Last Song I Listened to: “Sunlight” by Hozier

Dream Trip: Anywhere I can go that I get to drive on open roads and listen to music for hours on end. And maybe somewhere I can see a lot of stars. Also anywhere that doesn’t require a flight longer than three hours ;-;

Anything I Want: for my car to stop saying it needs an oil change after I got it checked and it’s in prime condition but I can’t reset it or I’ll lose track of the last time I got an oil change😒

Tagging: @iamrunner5 @owlbarn @stelladea @staying-safe-out-there

Got tagged in a thing by @midwestern-runner-five - thank you!

Relationship status: I’ve been annoying Tom on an almost daily basis for 11 months now

Favourite colour: like a very specific yellow or almost any shade of red

Three favourite foods: hummus, chocolate cake, strawberries

Song stuck in my head: Getting to Know You from the King and I. Yes it’s solely because I’m doing this task and it’s very annoying

Last song listened to: Did it to Myself by Orla Gartland

Dream trip: I really want to go everywhere but I’ve always wanted to go to Asia (I know that’s really not specific but I want to see all the countries!). Also me and my wee sister are semi-seriously planning a trip to Iceland that will hopefully happen eventually

Anything I want: me and my friends to be content and happy. Also the downfall of global capitalism that would give way for a kinder society but one leads into the other really

Tagging: @indelible-colouring-markers @dorkylittleweirdo @runnerfiveready and anyone else who fancies it!

“Normal merch” 💀

pick two- gay fiction podcast edition

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pb with short hair=yes good idea im a genius

As I’m sure many of you are aware, numerous protests have broken out in the US this weekend in response to the murder of George Floyd in Minnesota.

In response to this, I want to encourage all the Runner Fives out there to make donations to funds to help support these causes. So if you send me a screenshot of your donation of a minimum of $5 (though I strongly encourage you donate more) I’ll draw your Runner Five for you, or your favorite ZR Character.

The goal here is to gain momentum and provide aid to those in need. Please donate to the Black Visions Collective, Reclaim the Block, or The Northstar Health Collective medics

I’d also like to encourage donations to Atlanta’s Bail Fund, as we’ve just had a state of emergency declared in the city. Thank you all.