I Wish To Have The Level Of Aura And Hype Moments These Two Have

I don’t kneel to punctuation, punctuation kneels to me.

I need Wolverine in that cute little suit I don’t care if it takes me hours I’m getting that

This is what bugged me about the Wolverine movie in the span of 3 days. Wolverine goes and reunites with the man he saved in World War Two, goes to his funeral the next day, then in the day after that he learns that the dead guy is actually alive in the form of a mech suit and is actually one of the villains so Wolverine kills him (for real this time)

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

I have a friend who exclusively listens to the Arctic Monkeys, and I don’t have anything against that band they’re great one of my favourite bands, but that’s like literally the only thing he listens to like he doesn’t listen to any other music outside of Arctic monkeys that’s crazy for me like how do you not listen to rap, folk, not even pop??????

I hate the apple moose emoji so much because for some reason they wanted to do a super ultra modern dramatic shading which looks extremely uncanny but whatever let’s give apple the benefit of the doubt, maybe they just want to make a realistic emoji of a moose but guess what they made the moose’s stupid little eyes in the same style as every other apple emoji critter. But I’m not complaining about the eyes because it looks normal on almost every single one of apple’s emoji critters but the moose wants to have their cake and eat it too apparently because it wants to have hyper-realistic shading AND the stupid little eyes. YOU CANT HAVE BOTH MOOSE. So if Steve Jobs or whoever is running this company sees this just know you possibly made the worst emoji known to mankind

This is the one Tide Pod I’d want to eat

I just listened to yippee-ki-yay by Kesha and I only have one image to describe it with

I just watched a complete unknown and what I got from it is that Bob Dylan cheated on his girlfriend with another woman who he then cheated on with an acoustic guitar who he also cheated on with an electric guitar