I Just Watched A Complete Unknown And What I Got From It Is That Bob Dylan Cheated On His Girlfriend

I don’t kneel to punctuation, punctuation kneels to me.

The squid game finale was so bad it felt like they just cut the plug mid season

We need more muppet movies in these troubling times

I have a friend who exclusively listens to the Arctic Monkeys, and I don’t have anything against that band they’re great one of my favourite bands, but that’s like literally the only thing he listens to like he doesn’t listen to any other music outside of Arctic monkeys that’s crazy for me like how do you not listen to rap, folk, not even pop??????

The woke left wants to remove Richie rich (peak cinema) from netflix because they want to “eat the rich”

I love taking things from the ground, no one’s using it so I might as well house it

HE WAS ON JIMMY KIMMEL AND NO ONE TOLD ME!!?!?!

I used the hashtag fart for some of my posts because I thought it’d be silly and goofy because fart obviously equals funny but I didn’t think people would actually be using the hashtag for actual videos of farts. So starting from this moment onwards I will not be using fart as a hashtag effective immediately

I hate when I lose and I like when I win

I think it’s really funny when famous people interact with eachother before they’re famous like Colin Jost was roommates with Pete Buttigieg and immortal technique (the guy who made dance with the devil) bullied Lin Manuel Miranda in high school