I Think It’s Really Funny When Famous People Interact With Eachother Before They’re Famous Like Colin

The pope is registered with the republicans…

OMG IM CACKILING AFBFVEHYSWVHEKZ

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I’m convinced odd squad is just Junior training for the SCP foundation

The Tower of Babel falling just conveniently enough to scramble these specific words

One thing I love about the Germanic languages is that they all have fundmantally the same wh- question words, but with just the right sound changes to make them very confusing to speakers of every other Germanic language. Like yeah, sure, why not have "wie" mean "who"? Why not have "wo" mean "where"? Why not have "hur" mean how?

Such a beautiful family

The more I learn about the eruption of mount Vesuvius the more insane it is to me because what do you mean some guys brain turned to glass what do you mean we can see his nerve cells it’s actually crazy

I hate the apple moose emoji so much because for some reason they wanted to do a super ultra modern dramatic shading which looks extremely uncanny but whatever let’s give apple the benefit of the doubt, maybe they just want to make a realistic emoji of a moose but guess what they made the moose’s stupid little eyes in the same style as every other apple emoji critter. But I’m not complaining about the eyes because it looks normal on almost every single one of apple’s emoji critters but the moose wants to have their cake and eat it too apparently because it wants to have hyper-realistic shading AND the stupid little eyes. YOU CANT HAVE BOTH MOOSE. So if Steve Jobs or whoever is running this company sees this just know you possibly made the worst emoji known to mankind

This is the one Tide Pod I’d want to eat

I never had a proper good look at the In rainbows cover so I always thought it was some guy in a hoodie taken on like a very shitty camera so here’s an artist rendition of how I thought it was like

COMPLIEMENTS TO THE FUCKING CHEF WHO COOKED THIS MASTER PIECE AEKGVEHJGFHEWM

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