Why Is He So Babygirl Here

Props to the person who replied to my wishes for Our Flag Means Death s2 with this absolute gem.

If you’re out there, hit me up, we could have a delightful conversation.

Oh. Well that explains it

One of my guilty pleasures is when I get hyper fixated on something, I like to turn them into MLP characters. So here’s Reaver from Fable as a pony

I regret nothing

Ok. I know that it’s a VERY low chance that we’ll ever get an actual Michael Afton for the second (or third) Fnaf movie.

But here me out. This guy

Colton Ryan. I think he would be perfect for Michael Afton

Plus he played Connor Murphy in the Dear Evan Hansen movie so there’s that

Ok so I was searching the internet for fable stuff as one does, and for some reason I decided to search what the meaning behind a heart under the eye was because I was confused why Reaver has one and I found this.

excuse me

GRIEF?!?!!

Now this could mean he’s grieving oakvale and the ‘her’ he refers to in his diary entries. However, if this is the case, why doesn’t he have one in fable 2? considering that it’s been like 200 years since the fall of oakvale.

Now who was alive in fable 2 but isn’t in Fable 3 and who was also very closely associated with Reaver?

SPARROW!

spreaver fans go wild, cuz I’ve been going absolutely feral over this little theory thing of mine.

(P.S, I have seen some stuff saying it’s a symbol for the shadow court but I don’t know how credible that is and I’m only talking about the grief bit)

The vibe for next season after that last scene:

Why is he lying down like that? 😭😭😭

How I'm feeling with the anticipation rn

No one:

Not a single soul:

Rimmer every 5 seconds in season 1:

Stone we know it’s you

AWWOOGA

GOOD GOD I LOVE HIM

Who Says Fuck | Fable 2&3 Version

Regularly says fuck: Sparrow, Hero of Brightwall, Walter

Has sworn off saying fuck, but has said it at some point: Theresa, Hammer

Has not said fuck before, but can if so desired: Reaver, Ben Finn, Logan

Has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it: Page, Elliot/Elise, Garth

Legally cannot say fuck: Jasper