No One:

*Gobbles up your art*

absolute git

Rimmerworld starts off with Kryten giving Rimmer a medical and for the first time, we find he’s stressed out to the point of almost having a hologramatic aneurysm. Theory? Him and Lister have started having sex, and it’s sending his stress through the roof, because he’s having to come to terms with a lot of stuff about himself he never faced before. This also explains why he doesn’t want Kryten to tell the others. He wouldn’t want Lister to know he’s feeling this way.

And a gif version.

I’m telling you right here right now, as soon as that invitation for Ao3 comes in, your Telltale riddlebird stuff is the first fic I’m reading, I can’t wait, I’m sure it’s gonna be brilliant

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman: The Telltale Series (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Oswald Cobblepot/Edward Nygma Characters: Oswald Cobblepot, Selina Kyle, Harleen Quinzel Additional Tags: Blackgate Penitentiary (DCU), Canonical Character Death Summary:

The failure of Penguin’s plans had merely been a stumbling block. Now, however, he had a far more pressing concern

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The Mirror Universe

It's interesting that a lot of the fan objections to the continuity of Rimmer looking for a more successful version of himself in "Skipper" centre on the lack of a mention of Ace, given that in "Only The Good..." Rimmer learned of another way more successful version of himself, Captain Rimmer in the Mirror Universe.

I realise that the answer to this is (a) calling the episode "Skipper" automatically brings Ace to mind and (b) the majority of the fandom try to forget Series VIII exists and I can't blame them. Plus the very gay (textually, not subtextually) scene with First Officer Lister was cut from the ep so not everyone knows it exists.

But every so often I like to remind people that Rimmer crossed into a Mirror Universe where he found out he had everything he wanted - he was Captain of Red Dwarf and had a very big cock (don't look at me, I didn't write that) - and his consequent assumption when he met alternate Lister was, and I quote, "Oh my God, you're my lover!"

What do you mean there’s no Gotham magazine with Riddler and Penguin on the front page?

Crowley taking his glasses off is like him being vulnerable and letting people see another part of him, and when he puts them back on after the last 10 minutes it’s like he’s putting his walls up.

I NEED Aziraphale to say ‘you don’t need your glasses’ in season 3 while taking them off his face

he just wanted to know when to make the anniversary cake

"I'm very good at forgiveness. It's one of my favorite things."