Teratekari - Untitled

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine 

Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

being in class is like *copies words off the board without understanding any of them* *drinks water* *looks at phone* *doesn’t know what’s going on* *zones out* *realizes 20 minutes have passed* *gets annoyed at people talking* *looks at phone* *drinks water*

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

being a gym leader isnt about having strong pokemon, good strategy, or any of that shit. its about having an aesthetics and sticking to it hard like your fucking life depends on it

It’s been years now but honestly, biggest youtube plot twist ever has been that cr1tikal is just that hot

haha look at this little dude