Being In Class Is Like *copies Words Off The Board Without Understanding Any Of Them* *drinks Water*

New L Achieved:

Youtube started handing me the premature ejaculation ads with anime content on them

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

my favorite customer service slip ups

Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship

Roses are red,

We had to cancel prom,

Spain is different 🇪🇸🦠

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

Bros

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My teacher: you can't use Wikipedia as a source, it's not reliable

Me, who edited the Karl Marx anime article to say he was into vore and had it changed back within 10 minutes: