Find Somebody Who’s This Hyped When You Come Back Home At The End Of The Day. 🥺

How dare you do him like this? Poor baby was devastated beyond anybody’s comprehension and started pouring his soul out! Not even sticky honey roast can make up for the sins that have been committed! 😭😭😭

Arataki Itto x GN Reader He Breaks Your Back Prank

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Word count: 1662

Warnings: Mentions gang related violence and him trying to hurt himself. 

Title: Arataki Itto  x GN Reader He Breaks Your Back Prank

Summary: The title pretty much explains it all. 

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This makes me oddly uncomfortable and I don’t know why-

That’s My Husband - America x Reader

Working at a local McDonald’s and flipping greasy, calorie flipped, mystery “meat” paddies that cause the death of a crap ton of people every year. But hey! You gotta do somethin’ to keep bills payed (even though they don’t pay nearly enough for that...), food on the table, clothes on your back, and a roof over your head. That’s just the way life works. Working 8+ hours every day with no break to speak of over a hot grittle and flipping greasy patties of death.

“Y/n, we have another order for 35 Big Macs, 15 Large Coca-Colas, 30 Large fries, 5 Oreo Flurries, 10 M&M Flurries, 2 Vanilla cones, 10 Large Chocolate shakes, 25 Strawberry & Crème pies, 25 Apple pies, and a Large Strawberry shake”, said your co-worker and window-worker, Shauna.

I sighed before replying. “I swear to every God I can think of-”, I said as I turned to start making the Godzilla sized order.

*Time skip bought to you by Jake from State Farm*

The work was hard but the one thing that inspired you to keep going was the ring on your finger. ‘Gotta keep trucking along for him. The order is done and now all I have to do is collect the money, pass the order, then I can go home after cleaning.’

“Alright, Shauna. Take these. I’m about to start cleaning.” I began to gently massage the sides of my head to help tame the headache that was bigger than Gilbert’s, another co-worker of mine’s ego. Once she had to cart with the order on it, I let her loose and started tidying up so I could book it out of there for day.

About 20 minutes later, I head Shauna calling my name and Gilbert laughing at something. I walked into the kitchen readying myself to beat Gilbert with a frying pan if he had somehow ripped the large LED “M” off the building. Again. That story is for another time. “N/n, one of our customers thinks you’re super hot and he wants to go on a date with you later.” Shauna and Gilbert were struggling not to laugh at your expression. ‘How do I turn them down in the nicest way possible?’, I thought as I neared the window only to be met with a cute blonde boy chilling in his Red Corvette. He had eyes of ocean blue, a really cute ahoge tucked into his waves of golden locks. A blush arises onto my cheeks as he flashes me and smile of pearly white and winks at me.

After getting over my heavy blush, I turned to my giggling co-workers who were now leaning on each other for support while trying to stifle their laughs.

“Gilbert. Shauna.” I called out to them for their attention. They then turned to me panting from all the laughing they did. I rolled my eyes at the foolish duo and spoke up.

“That’s my husband, Alfred F. Jones.”

- Extended Ending-

“So, am I getting that number or what?”

“Alfred, shut up. I love you and I’ll deal with you when I get home.”

If this isn’t the best love story of the 21st century, I don’t know what is- 😭✋🏼

Kidnapped

Diluc x Reader

Summary: He saves you from the Abyss Order

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This is going to be my wedding cake. No questions asked.

White Chocolate Mocha Cake

Please write another part or something, I can’t live without knowing how this ends! 😭😭😭

Part three of the Diluc fic?? Pls I need it

I'm glad you need it, because here it is!

Cue evil smile.

(Part 1 here, part 2 here)

Harsh Words: Tell me More

(Diluc X Reader: Part 3)

Perhaps your avoidance was becoming something of a nuisance to Diluc. Perhaps it was becoming the object of his obsession.

Either way, he was at the complete mercy of the little information he could actually find as to where the hell you had decided to disappear off to for the last ten days. He was certain - more than certain, given how many times he had asked his network - that you had left the city. Not that he could even blame you, really. He knew it was his fault that you had decided to leave. Somewhere deep in his soul, he knew.

But he couldn’t let you go. It was making him ill just thinking about it.

His main lead as to where you were lies in the hands of his very own brother. He knew that the last day he had seen you - a begotten day that refuses to cease haunting him - you had visited Kaeya. He knew that you had gotten help escaping notice from the search for you through him. How funny it was, that even though you were missing, the assigned knights under Kaeya just so happened to not be able to find you. How awfully convenient it was that they had decided to only search within city walls. It was all too telling.

Diluc wasn’t buying it. Kaeya had to know where you went off to.

“Master Diluc.” A voice called to him quietly, rounding the corner of the winery interior with Adelinde trailing behind. He peered up from his desk, quickly collecting the papers in front of him into a single pile.

“Jean.” He greeted back. “Unusual for you to visit.”

“Yes, I suppose so.” She stepped closer to the desk, her actions seemingly careful as she peered at the pages. “I was… well, it was suggested that I check on you. There seems to be some concern over your current state.”

“So Kaeya sent you.” Diluc leaned back in his chair with a low huff. “I’m sorry to have wasted your time, Jean. I’m perfectly alright.”

She was silent. He could tell by the way that she refused to look away that she didn’t believe a word of that. “If I ask you something, will you be honest with me?”

“Perhaps.”

She took a deep breath. “Do you know why Y/N left Mondstadt?”

Diluc’s eyes set into focus, then became hazy with the memories fazing by him. His expression darkened and it took him less than a moment to recognise the monster within himself.

Jean watched the shifts carefully, meticulously.

“My apologies for wasting your time, Jean.” He looked down; Her eyes followed once more to the paper, the perfectly cursive handwriting - his handwriting - was written in blunt, short details, traces of information, and extraneous details.

Every single line about you.

Jean spotted your name, stepping closer to the table once again.

“As the acting grandmaster, I’m sorry to have to do this to you Master Diluc.”

The sheath of metal snapped his attention to her, and his eyes were met with the close point of a blade. “Diluc Ragvindr, you are under arrest for connections to the missing persons case of Y/N.”

Diluc heard the sound of voices outside: More knights. Of course she hadn’t come alone, not when Kaeya hadn’t bothered to show up himself. His mind wandered momentarily; He could take them all out with ease should he select the murderous path. For you, he would.

But for you, for finding you, it would be far more advantageous to comply, and fast.

“If I tell you everything, here, will you let me go?”

Her eyes narrowed, her expression closing in as she considered the words. Then, she sheathed her sword in a swift motion and pulled on the opposing chair, taking a seat. “To be clear, this won't clear you of arrest if there’s still reason to. Start talking.”

And he did. For once, he actually told the full truth.

Diluc told her everything, the entirety of the fight; The escalation when you and him had both doubled down on your opinions of your friendships, the yelling that occurred and his refusal to let you leave. Breakfast, the drinks, and Kaeya. He told her of his suspicions that Kaeya knew where you were, almost certainly. He told her that the morning you fought, and he had hurt you, that he knew he had seriously fucked up.

Jean watched him carefully, her silence a looming presence between them. She reached down and lifted a piece of paper, the one of many on his desk that had details scribbled all over the page in a kind of organisational madness.

“Diluc.” He voice was quiet. “Do you realise the gravity of what you have done?”

He pressed his lips into a thin line. “I don’t know.” If he was able to give anything to stop himself from shaking right now, his honestly was where he could start. He knew he was petulant when it came to his emotions, maybe because he his self-understanding is that of a child.

Emotional repression has its downsides.

“May Barbatos bring Y/N to a safe place.” Jean stood. “Wherever that may be.”

“What are you implying?” He felt like he was going to cry.

“I mean to say, Diluc, that they’ve probably already left Mondstadt.” Jean stepped away from the chair with a sigh. “I will inquire with Captain Kaeya as to any leads regarding Y/N’s whereabouts. Whether that information will be relayed back to you is still to be decided.”

“Jean.” Diluc stood, hand resting atop the papers. Their eyes were caught. “Please.”

She held his gaze for a moment, searching for exactly what she found. “I cannot guarantee anything to you, Master Diluc.” She held the paper she had taken out to him, and he took it back with a somber expression.

Regret, devastation, and an unwavering dedication that told her that Diluc was going to become a problem.

——

Jean stepped into the headquarters with an unusually blank expression on her face.

In the foyer, two voices pierced her attention. Kaeya held a piece of paper covered in crayon markings, excitedly talking to an excited Klee who was smiling and laughing at the words which seemed to miss the acting grandmaster’s ears.

“Kaeya.” Jean called out as she approached the two with a steady pace.

“Good morning master Jean!” Klee smiled at her, the brightness bringing a small smile to her own face.

“Good morning Klee.” Jean knelt down and placed a hand on Klee’s head. “I need to speak to Kaeya. Would you mind hanging out with miss Lisa for a little while?”

“Is Kaeya in trouble?” The young girl asks with a frown. It was almost adorable.

Jean chuckles, drawing her hand away. “He might be, but probably not. I have to ask him some questions to find out.” The girl’s expression twisted, and the door of the library opened - Lisa might have been listening in, Jean had determined.

“But mister Kaeya would never do anything bad.”

“I don’t think he did either, but I have some very important questions to ask him. I promise that you’ll be able to see him in a little while.”

“It’s alright, Klee. I’ll be back out in a moment.” Kaeya ruffles her hair with his spare hand.

Klee tugs on his sleeve. “You promise?”

“I promise. Now, go find miss Lisa and I’ll be there in a few minutes.”

“Mm, okay!” Klee smiled and turned around. “Bye master Jean, bye Kaeya!” She waved as she wandered toward the open door of the library. Jean stood back up and peered toward the door, giving Lisa a small nod of acknowledgement before the door closed behind the librarian.

The acting grandmaster turned her attention to the cavalry captain. She caught his eye, and he nodded.

“You went to Dawn Winery, didn’t you?”

She turned swiftly on her heel. “My office.”

The two walked into the office and she closed the door, stepping around the desk as he stood in front of it. Here, they wouldn’t be overheard.

“Diluc tells me of his suspicions that you may be hiding Y/N’s location.”

“He would think that, wouldn’t he?” It wasn’t much of a question.

“Kaeya.” She crossed her arms. “Is it true?”

He hesitated, eyes dancing around the desk as he placed the drawing Klee had done down on it. “Let me explain why I did it before you do anything.” His voice was drawn, soft.

Jean was silent, leaving the floor open for him to talk. He sat down with a sigh.

“Diluc’s behaviour toward Y/N seemed to escalate to a point where it was no longer the best thing for them to be around him. They asked me what they needed to do and I told them to take some time away from Mondstadt?”

“You were trying to protect them?”

“Yes.”

Jeans sighs, sitting in her chair. “I see. This does align with everything I was told.”

“What were you told?”

She eyed him carefully. “He informed me of all the events leading up to Y/N’s disappearance. He suspected that you may have been involved in arranging such a thing. It seems to me that that is the truth.”

“It is.” Kaeya admitted.

“And you lied to the knights about this.”

He folded his hands into his lap. “Perhaps I shouldn’t have, but I couldn’t assure their safety if I had done that from the start. The knights don’t have the full story. If someone had told Diluc, then… who knows.”

“That wasn’t your decision to make, Kaeya.”

He pressed his lips into a thin line. “Master Jean, with all due respect, you don’t know Diluc and Y/N as well as I do. He is going to snap when he finds out where they are.”

“When?” She questioned.

“It’s only a matter of time, isn’t it?”

Jean shuffled the folders on her desk and found the one for your disappearance. “Are you going to tell me where they are?”

“I don’t have a choice, do I?”

“You have the choice to lie.” She crossed her arms on the table. “But I wouldn’t recommend it."

——

“Master Diluc.” Adelinde placed a letter onto the table, right by the food that he wasn’t too keen on eating right now. “An anonymous note. Some information about Y/N.”

That got him to look up. “A note?” His eyebrows creased. “Bring it here.”

She hesitated, but followed his command. He took the piece of paper and read over it quickly. His eyes seemed to shine ever so much as his eyes scanned the words, almost frantically, over and over and over.

“Maybe the guild isn’t as useless as the knights after all.” He placed the letter aside and picked up his utensils. “Thank you, Adelinde. I’ll be leaving the winery in an hour. Make sure everything is set.”

“Of course.” She dismissed herself with a curtsey, wandering away.

Diluc let out a deep laugh, one that didn't give him even the slightest silver of a smile upon his face. Maybe Jean was right in that look that he had given her, the one that told him he wasn't in a good mental state. Maybe even Kaeya had been in the right to have her check in on him. He wasn't going to stop.

When he was finally stopped, he ate the entire meal in front of him for the first time in two weeks. He was going to need the energy if he was going to make it all the way through Dragonspine.

But that was neither here nor there.

In the darkness of the early night, your own hands graced a letter, and you let out a curse. It was time to move again.

Happy early birthday! 🎁🤗

9:00 ; BIRTHDAYS.

★; your lover arrives late during your birthday.

☆; starring — kaeya, diluc, childe, xiao, scaramouche.

★; tw¡ — soft angst w/ comfort, insecure reader, female reader, mentions of lore (scaramouche) use of real name (childe, scaramouche), harsh words (xiao, scaramouche), arguments (xiao, scaramouche)

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: ̗̀➛ KAEYA.

You were dressed in your favorite items for the evening while the wind blew in your face. The last thing you remember him doing for you was a gentle kiss before he left for business. You wanted to cry out of defeat while sighing. He sincerely promised that you two will be there on this memorable day. Sadly, he didn't show up. It was nine in the evening when you looked at the time. You murmured, "Archons, where is he?" to yourself.

You shed a few tears as you cast a dejected glance out the window. You brushed away your tears and scoffed before going to your room to get dressed. You sensed powerful arms encircling your waist as you got ready. You turned around and gasped as you saw your beloved without his eyepatch. "Let's go down, shall we? I bought you something you've been eyeing for a long time now. My apologies, my darling. Unfortunately, we had business today and my meeting went longer than I anticipated. Rest assured, I didn't forget your birthday." He stated as you laughed softly stating that you thought he wouldn't return.

"I feel wounded, don't tell me you lost hope? I know how much important your birthday is to you, it's been a long time since we celebrated anything with just the two of us..." He continued, placing a soft kiss on your lips and guiding you to the kitchen.

: ̗̀➛ DILUC.

You huffed angrily as you filled the maids in on everything. "Archons, he's so..! Argh! I do realize his job in preserving our nation, but can't he at least set it aside even just for a minute for me? Am I truly that unimportant to him?" You said as one of the maids refused, "Impossible, my lady. You are the most significant thing that has ever occurred to him. You brought life to his terrible life and well, awful disaster." You thought about her remarks before groaning, "So why then?"

You puffed while discreetly sobbing while they consoled you with their words. Soon, you looked up to see your beloved leaning against the wall, taking off his mask as he spoke, "Do you truly think so lowly of me?" The man takes off his coat and motions for the maids to have privacy. Soon, he added, "I'm sincerely sorry, dear. I made you feel that way. Don't ever forget how important you are to me."

"I just cleared everything as fast as possible and bought you a ring. One of the finest rings. I know that you perhaps don't care about money and that's... what I love about you. I truly love you, beloved, and I apologize." He stated, kissing your forehead as you engulfed him in a hug.

: ̗̀➛ CHILDE.

It was running late and your lover hasn't arrived yet. He told you that he would go see his family but you were starting to get worried. "Oh dear, I'm starting to doubt that he's coming." You spoke to yourself as he laughed, "Is that so?" You turned around to see him arrive with his brother, Teucer.

"What? He wanted to see you. You're his favorite, y'know." Soon, your worried state had disappeared as you ran to hug Teucer as Ajax rolled his eyes. "What's this, hm? Favoritism?" You laughed softly and went ahead to kiss your lover. "Anyway, I bought you flowers, cake, and Teucer's handmade toy! He wanted to give that to you..."

"Thank you, Teucer." You spoke as Teucer nodded happily and ran around the house, leaving you and your lover in private. "You loved me at my worst, (name). It's only right if I celebrate this day together with you." He spoke as he continued, "One day, will you marry me and become my wife?" He stated as you nodded, "Of course, Ajax. I swear we'll be together 'till the end." You stated as he leaned in and kissed your lips so gently. "Ew!" Teucer yelled as Childe ran after the boy.

: ̗̀➛ XIAO.

Xiao was either fighting for Rex Lapis or rather doing something. Worried for your lover, he came home rather late. "Where were you?" You huffed as he glared at you. "What do you mean? I'm fighting for Rex Lapis and the people of Liyue." He stated, crossing his arms. "Xiao, please. I know you are loyal to him, but what about me? You swore this would be our day! It's my birthday, does that mean anything to you?!" You slightly raised your voice as he hesitantly yelled, "Birthdays are pointless for adeptis. Let alone, you having one only brings you near to death!"

Your eyes widen as your eyes were continuously watering. "How could you say that?!" You yelled back, slamming the door. The yaksha knew what he did wrong and yet, he was somehow scared that he'll lose you, like any other. Disappointed, he vanished into thin air.

It's been days since you've last seen your lover no matter how many times you called his name. Sighing sadly, you turned back as you felt someone holding your wrist. "Please, forgive me... I.." You didn't let him finish his sentence as you suddenly hugged the poor boy. "Oh, Xiao. I'm sorry..." He stood silently as he started again. "No, I should be the one to apologize. Birthdays are... special to mortals. I understood the importance of it. And so, I shall cherish it as well for your sake. I also made almond tofu with the traveler, and Rex Lapis has thought me more about mortals." He ended, hugging you tighter.

: ̗̀➛ SCARAMOUCHE

It was rather late and you were disappointed in your lover for coming home late. At this point, you didn't care for your birthday. Your eyes were tired and so were you in general. You collapsed in the couch as you heard the door creak. "Where have you been? Do you know how worried I was?" You spoke as he stood silently, injured.

"Archons, what happened to you?" You mumbled as he chuckled silently, "Don't mind it." He started as you raised an eyebrow, "What do you mean?! You're injured!" You yelled in panic as he raised his voice slightly in a harsh tone, "I said, don't mind it." Whimpering silently, you sighed. "Scaramouche, please let me do this for you." He scoffed at your words, "Don't pity me. There's nothing to worry about. You've done enough already. I feel indebted to you."

"I'm your lover, Scaramouche. It's only right if I do this for you, Kuzu." You stated as he huffed, "I said don't pity me! That isn't so hard, is it?!" He yelled, harshly grabbing your wrist. "Kunikuzushi, put my wrist down."

His breath hitched as he gently let go of your wrist, "Sorry..." He mumbled, "I just, remembered her." You lovingly held his cheek as you smiled softly, "I love you for who you are. There's no need to feel in debt to me." You spoke as he suddenly gave you a necklace, you looked up to see him embarrased. Scars and blush on his beautiful face, "I love you as well. So, take it. This is something that reminded me of you, as dark as I may be and as cruel as I am, you loved me. And so, I shall do the same to you." He spoke, softly kissing you, and soon, you felt a hand wrapped around your waist.

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(a/n); hello my lil sexy hot ppl, it's my bday today!! So i deliver this to you!! Im rlly sleepy so there might be some errors but anything 4 yall ig <3 ily all and have a great day!