The Tea Was So Hot In This Story That I Evaporated Into Thin Air-

The tea was so hot in this story that I evaporated into thin air-

(But in Childe’s, did she fake loving him so Scara could be lured in for punishment?? At the end, she was thinking about how she was happy stuff hadn’t been exchanged yet. A little bit confused, but, 100,000,000/10 on the drama scale!)

or forever hold your peace.

summary: they object your wedding.

includes: kaeya and scaramouche.

warnings: gender neutral reader but you do walk down the aisle in kaeya's part, acts of violence in scaramouche's part, angst, slight childe slander towards the end of scaramouche's part.

notes: i wanted to write about this idea, forgot about it, and suddenly remembered it tonight. cue the next two to three hours spent writing.

kaeya.

kaeya found you before you could even walk down the aisle, just as you thought he would. although he would never admit it, you suspected he was too shy to oppose your matrimony in front of all your guests in the favonius cathedral. that, and it would be too much of a scandal, the cavalry captain objecting your marriage to diluc, an ex-knight.

so when you turned the corner and saw kaeya leaning against the wall, eye closed as if in deep thought, you were only slightly unprepared.

you paused and took a deep breath, steadying yourself, before moving again, determined to ignore him. kaeya knew you were there, he must have, yet he let you march past him without a word. it was only when you were a few steps from the doors that led to the aisle that he spoke.

“don’t do it,” he whispered, so reverently that he might have been reciting a prayer. you paused and turned towards him, already shaking your head.

but kaeya had already pushed himself off the wall and was now striding towards you, pleading as he did so. “don’t marry him, [you].”

you backed up a few steps, still shaking your head, and kaeya stopped, only feet away from you.

“kaeya, don’t,” you said with a small frown. “don’t do this. go home. leave.”

“you know i can’t,” he said. he stared at the double doors that led to the entrance. “i can’t sit at home knowing you’re marrying another man.”

you said nothing at that.

you knew that you should just push past him and begin your procession down the aisle. your guests were sitting and waiting. diluc would begin to wonder if you had gotten cold feet. the knights of favonius would be sent to find you if you did not show up soon.

but you couldn’t move.

“i waited too long,” kaeya continued at your silence. his voice was laced with bitter regret. “i should have asked you out before he got the chance.”

“don’t,” you interrupted, suddenly angry. “don’t talk to me about that.”

kaeya ignored you. “but by then it was too late—“

“so why wait to tell me this now?” you cut him off. “why wait until the day of my wedding? did you finally realize that you could no longer have me?”

“yes.” the tiny one-word confession took you by surprise. you had expected kaeya to deny your accusation and give you a cheap excuse, not offer you the honest truth.

“then you should have realized that years ago,” you responded, finally shoving past him. you paused and spared him one last glance over your shoulder. “i— i waited for you to confess your feelings to me. maybe i would have ended things with diluc.”

your truth was even uglier than his. “but it’s too late now. and i will not settle for you because you realized that i moved on.”

a small part of you wondered if that last part was entirely true. and if it wasn’t, how was this at all fair to diluc?

swallowing back the guilt and shame and questions, you faced forward again and forced yourself to continue onwards, to the entrance of the nave, down the aisle, up the to alter.

and this time, kaeya did not stop you.

scaramouche.

it was a small ceremony in the zapolyarny palace.

you stood at the alter across from childe with pulcinella as your officiant. the few harbingers that had not been sent out on a mission served as your witnesses. they sat in benches set up previously set up by lesser agents.

as pulcinella continued his rather long speech about love and matrimony, you scanned your guests and found yourself disappointed that scaramouche was not there. but after being missing-in-action for the past couple of years, you really should have known better than to expect him.

his betrayal of the fatui was evident, but you had still wanted him at your wedding.

“and now we will begin the vows,” pulcinella announced. you turned your attention back to childe. you wondered if he had actually taken the time to memorize his vows, but that question was swiftly answered when he pulled out a neatly-folded piece of paper from his suit.

childe cleared his throat and opened his mouth to begin, but before he could start the doors to the room slammed open with a loud bang.

scaramouche stormed in shortly after and marched down the aisle, stopping short of the alter. the other harbingers got to their feet but one look from pulcinella warned them not to attack. you paid them no attention. you were unable to do anything but stare at scaramouche because he was actually here.

“look at this,” he said, his voice full of venom. “this pathetic wedding. is this really what the harbingers have been up to without me?”

his laugh was without humor. it sounded more like a cackle and sent shivers down your spine. childe noticed and moved to stand in front of you, and scaramouche let out another mirthless laugh. “i mean… i had heard word of this little… ceremony. but really, who would have thought it’d be true?”

“what are you doing here, balladeer?” childe demanded. he had not yet summoned his vision, but it was clear he would at any given moment. “have you come to tell us why you’ve been gone for half a decade? why you have betrayed the tsaritsa?”

“no, of course not. that's none of your concerns,” scaramouche sneered. he pointed at you and childe and turned to face the room. “i’ve come to object this—“

scaramouche wasn’t able to finish because at a nod from pulcinella, arlecchino, the closest one to him, had tackled him to the ground, knocking the wind out of him as she did. immediately the other harbingers moved to help her immobilize him, but arlecchino waved them off as she forced scaramouche to his knees in front of the alter. he struggled in her grasp, letting out a strangled, “what is the meaning of this?”

arlecchino angrily responded, “you admit you betrayed the tsaritsa and snezhnaya, though we already knew that. now that we've got you here, you will be answering our questions."

“we lured you here,” childe said, cutting off any protests from scaramouche. he stepped down to crouch in front of the balladeer. “spread rumors about me marrying [you]. you must have been out of practice in your absence for you to fall for such an elementary trap.”

he jerked his head to you. “it was their idea, actually. get you to object the wedding because you had been half in love with them before you disappeared. they even thought to exclude pierro and il captino to increase the odds of you showing your face.”

scaramouche turned to you then. betrayal and disgust shone on his face, but he didn’t look as surprised as you might have thought he would. maybe deep down inside, he had always known that you were capable of this. you were a member of the fatui, after all.

you gave him a wicked little grin.

“oh but they’re coming,” you cooed. panic flashed in scaramouche’s eyes. you turned to arlecchino and then to il dottore, who was waiting to intervene if scaramouche somehow escaped. “take him away. we’ll let the jester deal with him however the tsaritsa desires.”

you ignored scaramouche's hurled insults and screams as the two of them dragged him out of the room to wherever the first harbinger was waiting. the few others left soon after. all that was left was you and childe and pulcinella, the latter still standing at the alter.

“shall we continue?” childe asked. you merely laughed and walked out, only grateful that scaramouche had interrupted before the vows and rings were exchanged.

I have never seen something so damn true in my entire life:

Imagination: omg yes

Drawing skills: wtf no

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tenshiacademy

1 year ago

Mix of 2, 3, and 8 today!

Which wisp are you today?

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tenshiacademy

1 year ago

MOTIVATION AND I’M LOVING IT

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tenshiacademy

1 year ago

Sad that we live in a world where you’re judged for keeping your baby alive and trying your hardest to do right by the baby you bought into this world.

You should never feel ashamed for breastfeeding your baby in public areas, breasts are sadly highly sexualized due to media and sick-minded people more than ever nowadays.

If you think breastfeeding is “gross”, “weird”, “sexual”, or anything of the sort, get yourself checked into a mental hospital because you are mentally ill.

A baby has the right to eat just as much as anybody else does.

A mother has the right to feed her baby without being judged.

If you can’t handle that, then don’t go back outside, they shouldn’t have to stay inside just because you’re a sick individual that can’t handle the sight of a baby eating.

*To all mothers reading this, you’re doing right by your baby and you don’t have to be ashamed or hide just because you’re trying to keep your baby alive. Stay strong. ❤

What about Levi x reader with a new baby and she is already a little insecure about breastfeeding cause it's just not going right. Then, out and about one day they realize they forgot a bottle and she decides to breastfeed in public (which can be controversial) and Levi tries to shield reader and the baby for her comfort and tells off anyone who has something to say. It starts going much better after that with both reader and baby getting the hang of things.

And it's totally cool if it's not up your alley. But if you want, a story or HC discussion, whatever you think. And, what DO you think Levis reaction is?... I almost went with something different but couldn't stop thinking of this.

Personally? I think there is nothing wrong with breastfeeding in public. Baby gotta eat. Only became a problem because breasts have been over-sexualised. Let that woman feed in public! Let the baby eat! Stop making women feel ashamed of their bodies!

What About Levi X Reader With A New Baby And She Is Already A Little Insecure About Breastfeeding Cause

@kenkopanda-art is so bad ass <3 look at this pretty banner!

Only natural

Pairing: Levi x Reader

Genre and tags: Modern AU, fluff, cute, first time parents, newborns, dad Levi, protective Levi.

Concept: Levi can see how exhausted you seem from your baby not latching on when it comes to breastfeeding. Your husband suggests a nice walk in the park to relax you a bit. As you walk, your baby starts to fuss needing food. You check the bags but can't find the bottles, which means you have to feed your baby in public. Levi shields you from prying eyes and shuts up anyone who makes a comment. You don't care because your baby finally feeds.

Levi rocked his little baby in his arms with a soft smile on his face. Things had gone perfectly so far. You were healing well, he was changing nappies and doing the middle of the night wake ups and your baby was healthy. You were both a well-oiled machine full of love, but there was just one issue.

Your baby was refusing to breastfeed. Levi could see it was getting to you emotionally, so he was doing everything he could to support you. He was giving you massages, baths, all the good food. Levi was a fantastic husband and father. He did everything for you, which is why he felt awful that he couldn't fix this one thing for you.

He approached you sitting on the sofa looking mentally tired. "I have an idea."

You smiled at your husband and sweet baby. "Oh yeah?"

"I think all three of us need to get out of this house. How about a walk in the park?"

You got up and sighed. "Perfect idea." You kissed your husband, then tickled your baby's cheek with love in your eyes. "Sweet baby."

He handed the baby over. "I'll get everything together."

"Thanks." You smiled down at your newborn. "So cute. We make cute babies."

Levi hummed a laugh and got distracted by gazing at you. "Yeah." He blushed and hurried with the rest. "Come on."

You lay your baby in the carrier and sighed. "There we go."

Levi pushed the pram as you hugged his arm. He led the way to the park and walked slowly with you. He smiled a little as he felt you relaxing with each step. He just wanted to fix everything and make things perfect. He wanted you to be happy. He knew there would be some issues and he was prepared, but he was too prepared. He knew he needed to take a step back and let you feel.

You jumped when your baby started fussing. "Have you got a bottle?"

Levi checked the bag hanging on the pram. "I should." He felt a cold rush through him. "I swear I packed them...oh...shit I got distracted. I'm sorry."

You nibbled your lip. "Levi?"

He led you to a bench. "Just try, okay?"

You nodded. "Okay."

He handed you the baby. "Here." He took his cardigan off as you started pulling your top down on one side. He hid your breast and the baby with his cardigan. "That okay?"

You gulped. "Yeah. Thank you." You massaged the top of your breast. "Alright little bean, feed from mummy."

"Unbelievable." A man tutted. "Feeding in public? Children could see."

Levi glared at him. "Listen, asshole. Breastfeeding is perfectly natural and my baby needs to eat. You going to let a baby starve because you only see breasts as things for pleasure?"

The man scrunched his nose up. "Breasts are sexual things!"

"Then why the fuck do they make milk for babies? If they were just for pleasure, then they wouldn't produce shit and just be sensitive things."

You looked at your husband. "Levi?"

"Hold on, sugarplum." He stood up and pointed at the man. "You don't know what we've been through, you don't know us, you aren't the police and her breast isn't hanging out."

"Levi!"

He turned to you. "Honey."

You smiled. "It's working."

Levi lit up. "Wait, really?"

You welled up and nodded. "Yes. I'm finally breastfeeding."

Levi sat down and put his arm around you. "I'm so glad." He kissed the top of your head. "I bet you're going to sleep tonight."

You giggled. "I am."

He wiped your tears away. He kissed you, then pulled back the cardigan a little and looked down at his baby feeding. "Hungry, aren't you?"

"Very, it seems." You laughed and looked up at the man. "Fuck off!" You smiled when he ran off. "Honestly! Who is he to say how I use my breasts? Asshole."

Levi hummed a laugh. "You're a wonderful mother."

"Thank you. You're the best dad and husband." You kissed him and moaned a little. "I love you."

"Love you too."

You gasped. "Oh, burping time."

Levi took his baby from you and held them against his chest. He patted their little back until they burped. "All done."

You tucked yourself away and sighed. "Thank you."

"I'll do anything for you both." He lay his little bean in their pram before pulling you close and holding you. He rocked the pram to get his little one to sleep. "Anything."

You nuzzled the crook of Levi's neck. "Thank you."

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tenshiacademy

2 years ago

That’s My Husband - America x Reader

Working at a local McDonald’s and flipping greasy, calorie flipped, mystery “meat” paddies that cause the death of a crap ton of people every year. But hey! You gotta do somethin’ to keep bills payed (even though they don’t pay nearly enough for that...), food on the table, clothes on your back, and a roof over your head. That’s just the way life works. Working 8+ hours every day with no break to speak of over a hot grittle and flipping greasy patties of death.

“Y/n, we have another order for 35 Big Macs, 15 Large Coca-Colas, 30 Large fries, 5 Oreo Flurries, 10 M&M Flurries, 2 Vanilla cones, 10 Large Chocolate shakes, 25 Strawberry & Crème pies, 25 Apple pies, and a Large Strawberry shake”, said your co-worker and window-worker, Shauna.

I sighed before replying. “I swear to every God I can think of-”, I said as I turned to start making the Godzilla sized order.

*Time skip bought to you by Jake from State Farm*

The work was hard but the one thing that inspired you to keep going was the ring on your finger. ‘Gotta keep trucking along for him. The order is done and now all I have to do is collect the money, pass the order, then I can go home after cleaning.’

“Alright, Shauna. Take these. I’m about to start cleaning.” I began to gently massage the sides of my head to help tame the headache that was bigger than Gilbert’s, another co-worker of mine’s ego. Once she had to cart with the order on it, I let her loose and started tidying up so I could book it out of there for day.

About 20 minutes later, I head Shauna calling my name and Gilbert laughing at something. I walked into the kitchen readying myself to beat Gilbert with a frying pan if he had somehow ripped the large LED “M” off the building. Again. That story is for another time. “N/n, one of our customers thinks you’re super hot and he wants to go on a date with you later.” Shauna and Gilbert were struggling not to laugh at your expression. ‘How do I turn them down in the nicest way possible?’, I thought as I neared the window only to be met with a cute blonde boy chilling in his Red Corvette. He had eyes of ocean blue, a really cute ahoge tucked into his waves of golden locks. A blush arises onto my cheeks as he flashes me and smile of pearly white and winks at me.

After getting over my heavy blush, I turned to my giggling co-workers who were now leaning on each other for support while trying to stifle their laughs.

“Gilbert. Shauna.” I called out to them for their attention. They then turned to me panting from all the laughing they did. I rolled my eyes at the foolish duo and spoke up.

“That’s my husband, Alfred F. Jones.”

- Extended Ending-

“So, am I getting that number or what?”

“Alfred, shut up. I love you and I’ll deal with you when I get home.”

Headcanon

Warnings: not proofread, mild angst, hints of death but happy ending, drowning

Characters: fem reader x Diluc, Kaeya, Zhongli, Albedo and Chongyun

Scenario: Saving you from drowning

It was just a small miscalculation. Mitachurls were never a big problem, except when they’ve cornered you atop a cliff and there was nothing below except water. Not to mention your leg had been slightly sprained. The image of you stumbling backwards, tripping over your feet and then disappearing below the cliffs had him distracted from the fight.

The waves are strong. It keeps on pushing you down, and your legs are starting to get tired...

Diluc

Is already going to punish himself for the next few weeks for letting this happen.

“Y/N!” he tries to peer over the edge of the cliff still fighting off the Mitachurls.

Realizes that he can’t see your head anywhere on the surface of the water, abandons the fight and dives right off the cliff.

Frantically swims looking for you.

The water is cold and that scares him more.

Finally pulls you out to the beach and uses his vision to warm you up.

“Come on Y/N, don’t do this to me...” checks if you’re breathing.

You’re not. The world around him shatters.

Starts chest compressions on you. Nothing is happening. You aren’t breathing. He feels like he’s also starting to lose his ability to breathe... until you start to sputter water out.

He slumps on the ground relieved and angry at the same time.

You lay on the ground breathing heavily and coughing from time to time while he tries to get his bearings back.

He’s totally out of it for a while thinking that he had COMPLETELY lost you.

Finally snaps out of it and wraps his arms around you, head buried below the crook of your neck.

“How many times do I have to tell you to be careful? I can’t lose anymore people, Y/N, specially not you. That’ll be the end of me,”

His vocal confession makes you think you should jump off of cliffs more.

Kaeya

“Shit,” he doesn’t often swear but seeing you disappear down the cliff made him feel like HE was the one falling. He follows right behind, leaping off the cliff without any regards to himself and leaving the mitachurl behind him.

His priority was you.

He surfaces from the water and starts to REALLY lose his shit when he can’t find you on the surface or below it.

When he finally does he’s cursing left and right wondering if he took too long.

Drags you with him to the beach, presses his ear to your chest. You’re still breathing, but you’re so freakin cold.

“Princess, let me see those beautiful eyes,” starts CPR on you desperately. It actually works after a few and you’re back to breathing normally.

BIG sigh of relief when it works and immediately picks you up to travel back to Mondstadt.

Despite insisting that you are okay he is going to take you to see healers. Maybe 3 or 4 just to make sure you are completely fine.

Steers clear of cliffs for the next couple of days.

Zhongli

Face is blank. Looks calm but is internally unable to function properly.

The fastest to abandon the fight and jump down the cliff to follow after you with a loud splash.

Will use mouth to mouth resuscitation.

When he’s at it for a while and it doesn’t work he’ll start to get teary eyed but still doesn’t say anything.

He starts regretting not spending enough time with you the past few days. You can’t go like this... Not when he had so many regrets.

The sudden sputter of water from your mouth causes him to actually sigh and close his eyes, trying to mellow down his fast heart beat.

You’re okay. You’re fine. You’re alive. Is the chant he keeps repeating in his head.

“You would have to remain by my side in the next few weeks...”

He meant to say forever but didn’t want to be too clingy.

Albedo

Most likely the calmest of them all, but doesn’t mean he isn’t scared.

When he follows you into the water the cold hits him.

Even if he saves you from drowning you might get hypothermia from the cold.

Luckily finds you easily through his own calculation of where you landed and his observation of the sea waves.

You’re barely conscious when he gets to you and he shakes you awake gently. “Y/N, Y/N, can you hear me?” Checks if your brain is working. “Do you know who I am? Can you tell me my name?”

Then suddenly you go limp in his arms which has him running over to shore.

Initiates mouth to mouth resuscitation but is kind of clumsy with it.

When it works and you spit water out, he realizes his hands are trembling in fear. He didn’t know if he could save you at all.

But now that you’re fine, he takes slow breaths to calm down.

Sits at the shore with you for a while, propping you up in one arm, moving the wet strands of hair away from your face.

Wraps his coat around you and is off to make sure you’re warm and completely fine.

Chongyun

panics the most.

goes back and forth between abandoning the fight or going after you and then feels stupid because he really should’ve went after you first.

When he finds you he panics even more. What was he supposed to do?

Stumbles and races to the shore with you in his arms, he’s panting and looks as if he was trying to win a marathon.

Already has tears in his eyes when he sees you’re unresponsive.

Clumsy CPR skills but is surprisingly good at using the mouth to mouth method.

“Please wake up, please wake up, please wake up...!”

Tears already spilling from the corners of his eyes when it isn’t working.

“Nononononono...” doubles up his efforts and it finally works. You cough out water.

When you sit up, you get tackled down again by a bear hug and a Chongyun bear sniffling.

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tenshiacademy

1 year ago

I just made an account on the site after reading this and I’m about to see what happens when I tell Diluc I want a divorce-

Y'all I forgor to post 💀 had a dream I did and called it a day. HAHAHA, out of high school now, and I am currently divorcing Kaeya on character.ai

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tenshiacademy

2 years ago

Yay! I was wondering what you were using! :D

Thanks for sharing! <3

hii ! so, for your character texts/smau’s, what app do you use? or do you just use the message app? because i’ve been trying to find one and none of them look quite right :<

hi!! i use MemiMessage and TwiNote for twitter threads <3

also thank you everyone for the amount of attention i got on my second post!! im new to this so i wasn’t sure if i was doing stuff right but my phone blew up from all the reblogs and notes! TYSM ❣️

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