I Have Never Seen Something So Damn True In My Entire Life:

I’ve two words to say: Confusingly wholesome.

Show him the fruits

Happy Earth Day!

Reblog if...

Reblog if you don’t like it when parents pressure their kids too much

Reblog if you hate favoring one child over another

Reblog if you wish child abuse can just BURN IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL

Reblog if you know that raping your own child and brainwashing them is just disgusting

Reblog if you believe that neglecting your kid is just another way of killing them without looking at them

Reblog if you know that terrible childhoods usually end up with broken children

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

[WEAPONIZED PANTS] they’re like pants but can kill

I, for the life of me, can not remember what my first memory is... The answer always differs depending on what's going on during that given day for whatever reason. I have no idea what my first memory, so it's a mix of everything on here.

butterflies.

via weheartit

No, I’m totally not crying because of how cute this is-

Taking Saramouche's hat off and putting it on your head.

(He's just staring at you like "??")

Yes, you were bored. That was a given by the way you flopped around the bed and meandered about the house. You had done everything that you thought of but nothing held your attention for long. Why were some days just so much less fun than others.

Scara sat with his back pressed into the armchair. His leg crossed as he looked over documents. It was supposed to be a day off for the both of you, but when you woke up and he was busy reviewing reports and shooing off a Fatui agent by the time you entered the living room, you knew those plans were on hold.

So, you stood by the counter and took a sip of your morning beverage while you watched him work. Rude, pay attention to me. You huffed into your drink as the thought fell to the bottom of your cup.

That's when you noticed something about his attire and the slyest idea slipped into your mind.

Carefully, you made your way toward him arms stretched outward while your feet moved as softly as they could. When you within reach, you snatched his hat that dangled in the corner of the chair and swiftly placed it on your head.

"What are you doing?" Scara asked, his tone disinterested which conflicted with his question.

"Mmm, nothing." You bit your lip and spun around, holding onto the edge of the hat to keep it in place. The weight of it threw you off and you stumbled backward with a delighted giggle.

"That's not a toy." He twisted, eyes tracking you as you moved like a freshly born fawn in the living room.

"Yeaaa, but you have to admit," skipping to the mirror you looked at your self in the reflection. Fingers testing the balance of the large circular hat before realizing it would fall without their assistance. "I do look good in this ... Even if I have to hold on."

"Come here." You did as requested, galloping around the couch and coffee table to stand in front of him. He gestured for you to lower yourself and you did, making sure your legs were comfortable on the floor as you moved in-between his. His index finger pushed up your chin and you did your best to keep the hat from falling. "Don't move, I'll show you how to wear it."

"Yay!" You smiled so grandly at him that the color of your joy found his cheeks. "I can see why you wear it," you began, watching him intently as he adjusted the large adornment on your head. "It must make you feel powerful too."

When he finished, he pulled your hands away and let you test the way it fit. You were shocked that it didn't slip and laughed again. You're eyes were closed, that's why you didn't see him move close to you nor see the devious, dangerous smile that stretched across his lips. "That's not what makes me powerful."

Another benefit of a hat this large meant that private moments like these could only be enjoyed by the two under it's shade.

Time to use the good ol’ baking soda, water, and a rag-

Good luck, fam...

YALL MY MAMA TOOK THE TOOTHPASTE FOR HER TRIP AND NOW I CANT BRUSH MY TEETH😭😭😭

Can somebody please Photoshop the Barbie logo to say "Diluc" instead-

Thanks, I'll be taking my leave now 🏃🏼‍♀️💨

HIRA HIRA I MISS TALKING TO U (≧▽≦) also:

Diluc but as Barbie

I MISHU TUU HOW ARE YOU AND AAAAAH he’s perfect 🥺❣️ he’s a pyro boy, living in a fantasy woooorld

Lemon flavored desserts are my most favorite! It just tastes so darn good! 🍋

Lemon Donuts