I’ll Do It Just For Him! I’m Terrible At Taking Care Of Myself, But I’ll Make It Happen Just For

No, I’m totally not crying because of how cute this is-

Taking Saramouche's hat off and putting it on your head.

(He's just staring at you like "??")

Yes, you were bored. That was a given by the way you flopped around the bed and meandered about the house. You had done everything that you thought of but nothing held your attention for long. Why were some days just so much less fun than others.

Scara sat with his back pressed into the armchair. His leg crossed as he looked over documents. It was supposed to be a day off for the both of you, but when you woke up and he was busy reviewing reports and shooing off a Fatui agent by the time you entered the living room, you knew those plans were on hold.

So, you stood by the counter and took a sip of your morning beverage while you watched him work. Rude, pay attention to me. You huffed into your drink as the thought fell to the bottom of your cup.

That's when you noticed something about his attire and the slyest idea slipped into your mind.

Carefully, you made your way toward him arms stretched outward while your feet moved as softly as they could. When you within reach, you snatched his hat that dangled in the corner of the chair and swiftly placed it on your head.

"What are you doing?" Scara asked, his tone disinterested which conflicted with his question.

"Mmm, nothing." You bit your lip and spun around, holding onto the edge of the hat to keep it in place. The weight of it threw you off and you stumbled backward with a delighted giggle.

"That's not a toy." He twisted, eyes tracking you as you moved like a freshly born fawn in the living room.

"Yeaaa, but you have to admit," skipping to the mirror you looked at your self in the reflection. Fingers testing the balance of the large circular hat before realizing it would fall without their assistance. "I do look good in this ... Even if I have to hold on."

"Come here." You did as requested, galloping around the couch and coffee table to stand in front of him. He gestured for you to lower yourself and you did, making sure your legs were comfortable on the floor as you moved in-between his. His index finger pushed up your chin and you did your best to keep the hat from falling. "Don't move, I'll show you how to wear it."

"Yay!" You smiled so grandly at him that the color of your joy found his cheeks. "I can see why you wear it," you began, watching him intently as he adjusted the large adornment on your head. "It must make you feel powerful too."

When he finished, he pulled your hands away and let you test the way it fit. You were shocked that it didn't slip and laughed again. You're eyes were closed, that's why you didn't see him move close to you nor see the devious, dangerous smile that stretched across his lips. "That's not what makes me powerful."

Another benefit of a hat this large meant that private moments like these could only be enjoyed by the two under it's shade.

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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#queenenergy!!

Zheng Yi Sao (1775 - 1844) was a Chinese pirate and one of the most successful pirates of all time. Before marrying a pirate captain, she had worked as a prostitute. After her husband's death, she took charge of his fleet. At one time, she had command over 400 junks and around 50,000 pirates.

This looks so good and I want some of this rn.

Dairy Free Vegan Broccolini Cheddar Quesadillas

WHY ARE YOU EATING ROCKS-

little quirks each of the characters has.

characters: albedo, childe, diluc, kaeya, xiao, & zhongli reader: gn!reader warnings: none. be warned that it’s april fools, but in all serious: none.

a/n: absolutely an april fools series of headcanons. please do not take these seriously. 

albedo

at random times, you get the creepiest feeling about your boyfriend. you can never put your finger on it though.

the unsettling feeling always lurks and you feel almost guilty. it’s not a flight or fight response, nor is it a ‘this dude is weird’ type of feeling. rather, it’s just an odd feeling, like something is off about him.

you’ve never been able to place a finger on it until one day, you keep rubbing at your eye because something is in it. after blinking numerous times, the itchy feeling finally goes away, but you then look at your boyfriend’s eyes, wondering if he saw your little struggle.

albedo didn’t notice, completely transfixed in his book. you stare at him a bit longer. eyes… you think and your mystery is solved.

you now understand why he unsettles you at times.

you watch him in fascination as he reads his book, flipping the pages. you watch him for what feels like eons before you can’t take it anymore. you choose to burst out your revelation about him.

“you don’t blink!” you declare, having thoroughly decided that that was the issue with your otherwise lovely boyfriend.

albedo looks up at you slowly. he makes eye contact with you. and, of course, he blinks.

“what?” the blonde asks confusedly, blinking once more. you let out a deflated little sigh as his blinking schedule appears to go back to normal.

maybe next time you could record a video on your kamera and show him.

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I can’t tell if it was the raccoon or the girlfriend who made this heart, but it’s still freaking cute anyways.

Bro, how the heck did this even happen-

I’m trying this again later 😭😭😭

UPDATE:

*Lesson of the day: Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Genshin Impact click and drag game!

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If you're on mobile, I'd highly suggest screenshotting the gifs individually rather than as a set to avoid getting the same person for everything

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❥ my current obsession!!

❥ I know there'll be new characters soon but I'll just post this until then! I'll update it when they get released

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Vampire drive thrus

Sakamaki: at a vampire drive thru

Reiji: yes, 6 happy meals please

Reiji: drives to window

Server: hands them 6 girls

Server: will that be all sir?

Reiji: yes thank you

Ayato: MINE DOESN'T HAVE BIG ENOUGH BOOBS- I WANNA REFUND

Reiji: THERE ARE STARVING VAMPIRES IN AFRICA WHO WOULD LOVE TO EAT THAT HUMAN SO STOP BEING UNGRATEFUL

I want to kiss scaramouche so bad fr.

He's got like chubby cheeks, and he's kind of a loser that it makes me go bonkers.