How Old Were You Here And Where/why/when Was This Taken? 😍😍😍

how would you die in willy wonka's chocolate factory

id lie to his face until he mustered up the courage to kill me himself

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Aww! Well you're just as sweet as sugar, aren't you? I'm happy to hear you enjoy my blog, dear!

What's a product you didn't sell because it didn't work out or something? 🤔

Cocksuckers. I created this thingie-ma-bob when I was 23. You see, the original idea was that it would be a small match box but instead of matches, you get a teeny little sugary sucker inside! Kinda like miniature pixie sticks. I wanted it to be colorful and exciting, a burst of different flavors within each one! But as you can guess, today that wouldn't be a good marketing idea. People would get the wrong idea. Heh...

For one of the more obvious reasons...

Silly question:

Are you bad at math?

No, I'm actually really good at math, to my own surprise.

I have always hated numbers until they had to be incorporated into my business (pricing, costs, investments, income, salaries, etc). Maybe that's why I'm good at math after all.

Okay lemme guess most of your bathrobes are some shade of red or purple?

Most of them are violet, black, burgundy, deep blue or lavender. So yeah, you were pretty much in the ballpark.

🐝 bumbles and daisies 🌼

Ohhhh shiet

Heh...emergency calls. Be back later!

The shade you be throwing at Alice, Mike, and Augustus on here and the way you be responding to your dad in the comments be KILLING MEEEE LMFAO YALL FUNNY AF 😭😭😭😭

And when mad hatter was yelling at you and Edward through your asks and you were like "oh..." I died. And Some girl said you get her wet and your dad said he hope they ain't a minor, please come get your dad. It's the chaos for me 💀💀💀

You know what they say, if you don't like my shade then step out of my shadow. That Alice is something, though. A drunk. Hmph.

As for my dad, unfortunately there isn't much I can do to deter his behavior.