How Would You Die In Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

how would you die in willy wonka's chocolate factory

id lie to his face until he mustered up the courage to kill me himself

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2 years ago
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3 years ago

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3 years ago

Have you tried the BTS meal Mr wonka?

Ew. What have I told you about asking me about McDonald's food?

Never do that, 'kay?

3 years ago

What's a secular song that get you lit? 😂

Gets me what? Nevermind, I had to Google what "lit" means. You kids and your slang are always changing.

One of my guilty pleasures is Knuck If You Buck by Crime Mob, but I rarely listen to it due to the horrible, filthy language...

3 years ago

You gotta teach me your petty ways so I can have sassy and mean clapbacks ready like you do, cuz from what i seen you win fights with ease 💀

Of course! It's all about sarcasm, delivery and wordplay. But this isn't something that everybody can do, see you gotta have the sass and be able to execute it perfectly. ☝️

3 years ago

I just wanna cuddle with you and be loved 😭😭😭

You said your middle name is Winslow and my middle name is kinda similar it's willow 😂😂😂

And I like your bedroom and your smile and cheekbones. Your really feminine and handsome and sexy which is my type but im too young and you probably gonna be disgusted that Im 16 bye

That took a left turn quick! Haha!

But seriously, ew.

3 years ago

“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.”

— Anatole France

3 years ago
Real Deal Waffle Donuts
Real Deal Waffle Donuts
Real Deal Waffle Donuts

Real deal waffle donuts

3 years ago

What do your uh, Oompa Loompa workers do when they're not working son?

Oh, hi, dad! When the Oompa Loompas aren't working they're usually down in the Disco room dancing (as shown below), playing games and having drinks. Or in the cafeteria eating, or in their own room assorting their delicious cocoa beans! Most of the time, you'll find them in the Disco room spinning around, breaking it down and such. Some of them have learned a new dance called twerking, or something that they showed me. It's basically booty girating. They just love music. ☺️

What Do Your Uh, Oompa Loompa Workers Do When They're Not Working Son?
What Do Your Uh, Oompa Loompa Workers Do When They're Not Working Son?
What Do Your Uh, Oompa Loompa Workers Do When They're Not Working Son?
3 years ago
Ice Cream Waffle / Ice Cream Crêpe
Ice Cream Waffle / Ice Cream Crêpe

Ice Cream Waffle / Ice Cream Crêpe

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