Watching Damsel And I Hate This Fucking Movie

"I HATE ANDREA!" we all chant in unison.

pov: avatar aang has just misled you. pranked you. because he loves his wife too much

i want stew made by a viking. mayhaps even some made from a witch's cauldron. i want stew made like i have shepherds work to attend to before dawn

Jason: A bee stung me!

Roy: did you provoke the bee?

Jason: yeah i was flirting with the bees girlfriend 🙄🙄

Jason: i was all “bzz bzz” and she was all “bzz bzz 😍”

Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

i love words and that a "a part" (separated) is a piece that's with the group but "apart" (joined) is smth that's separate from the group

the only thing people in gossip girl know how to do correctly is fucking lie

starting my next sketchbook

POV : you're about to get served the most bomb food to ever exist possibly

closeups 🫡

I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.

Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.

Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.

Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.

Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.

Confused Bruce: You wasn't?

Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...

More Confused Bruce: You don't?!

Or 

Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?

Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?

Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.