It's Time

I'm pansexual so yes I support lgbtq+ being that I am one

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

You suck. You're not allowed here. You can't join my club.

What club? Oh it's the club of ugly people, and you're not invited, cause I hate you.

You need to leave, you are banned from my ugly club, banned for life.

Random shit post

Person A: *walks into room*

Person B: *unwrapping a square of cheese*

Cat, sitting next to person B with a square of cheese on it's head and two more on it's back and one on its side: *waiting patiently*

Person A: what the hell are you doing?

Person B: I'm making a sculpture so I'm measuring the dementions of cat in cheese because the ruler is straight and the cat is not straight.

Person C in the background: neither am I!

Person D: *walks into room* what the hell are they doing?

Person A: measuring the dementions of our cat with cheese.

Person D: oh! I was gonna knit the cat a sweater, hey (person A's name) how many slices of cheese are in the sweater region?

Person A: about 12 or 13 I'd say.

Person D: I should probably get a second ball of wool then, thanks!

Person C: you might want to take your art project outside, the kitchen is on fire again.

Person B: what the fuck!? What is with you people?!

If the newest generation is generation alpha, does that mean the next one will be gen beta?

I wish there was human safe disinfectant, like so you could just spray it in your face and get rid of all the germs, like when people get too close you can do that right after and now you're germ free again.

Like that! ^

Yes

The Rapture

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

Sorry everyone but I'm already madly in love with someone else, I'll be spending Valentine's day with this man and there is nothing you can do about it.

Sucks to suck losers.

Fee

You must tell me how you feel, but you get a randomly generated number of words to do so. Please hold while I spin a wheel.