Latest Posts by tankscorner - Page 2

i think getting my nose broken would be a religious experience

"sorry my dicks small" "sorry I take a while to cum, if I cum at all" "sorry I cum too fast" "sorry i can't get hard anymore" blah blah blah blah blah let me blow you already STFU

ok so i know that torture doesn’t actually work but for the sake of our t4t rp session you gotta pretend that that it at least works a little.

i think a real relationship maybe would fix me. yes i have jealousy issues and yes i am deathly insufferable and no i cannot find a man who would actually date me and that i would love like that but god i need it so badly. i shouldn’t date but god i’m going to go insane if i don’t get a real genuine kiss sometime soon

in another life im a swaggy white boy making out with my bf in the gas station bathrooms

yearning for friendships with fellow freaky trans guys while having the social skills of a piece of lint is actually very hard. someone should pat me on the back and give me a juice box for it

reblog to .. uhm . and uh…. yeah!

thought my wallpaper was kinda neat so i'm putting it here :]

*mid bouncing on it* are you mad at me? are you sure? am i being annoying? is this annoying? are you mad at me because of it? did i do something wrong? are you sure? okay but what if-

Vintage Homoerotic Photographs from issue 93 of kink and leather magazine Drummer by photographer George Dureau depicting different bodied men

attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair

woof

is anyone up for some platonic intimacy that is lowkey erotic

backshots this, backshots that, i would like to be taken out back and shot

"Oh boy i sure wish i had somewhere to put out this lit cigarette" i say staring at your cigarette burn covered arm

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

what doesn't kill you makes you develop a weird irreversible psychosexual attachment to it

Forcemascing scared trans guys. The ones who want to detransition or delay starting on their transitions because either they’re scared to start transitioning or because they’re trying to placate people around them.

Like no, you don’t need to wait until you’re 25 or whatever to start T until you’re "fully matured," whoever told you that is bullshitting you. We’ll start saving and have you on it in a few months at most. If you’re too scared to do the shots by yourself yet I’ll hold you down and do it for you.

Stop shaving, you don’t need to do that to be attractive. You don’t have to be thin or have an hourglass figure if you don’t want.

Scared to? You’ve got no reason to be. I’ll teach you how to protect yourself, with your hands or with a weapon, whichever you want.

You’re a man, and until you snap out of this phase, I’m gonna have to show you that.

many of you

i need to be friends with more perverted freak trans men 😔

force masc coaching in ways that don't require surgery or hormones (for those with vaginas):

only let them cum/get off if they're wearing a strap

tell them you're gonna suck their balls and then suck on the outer lips of their vagina, refer to it as their balls, don't touch anywhere else, watch them squirm and buck their hips wishing you'd just eat them out all ready

only let them piss if they go through a pee prosthetic

^^ bonus points if they can only use it while you're holding it for them

watch voice training videos with them and masturbate while they practice along with the video

^^ or, better yet, jerk them off while they practice voice training as a real challenge,, see how many sessions it takes for whiney moans to turn into deep grunts,, stop completely and essentially edge them if their voice gets too high whimpering

not arguing with a pretty tboy who wants to stab me, whatever you say angel

Trans tumblr is my absolute favorite because I can post some fuck shit like “imagine letting two guys carve a tic tac toe game on you and then beating up the loser” and then 300 dogboys will reblog it like “yeah I busted to this”

got horny while scrolling through tumblr and then just as i got riled up enough to shove my hand down my trousers, i'm cringing into myself and i want to cry. wtf

Boys who stick their tongues out when they jerk off btw

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

I think its really awesome that some people's life experiences and trauma and stuff makes them want to beat the shit out of other people and for some people it makes them want to get the shit beaten out of them. and they can have sex about it

(trans guy who just got sent to Jupiter to get more stupider): and when do we go to Venus…??

when they ask what my future plans are but I can’t say move out west and start a duck farm where I live off the grid with my transgender husband and our 3 cats who we treat like children. And live in a house filled head to toe full of my husband and I’s artwork, memories and weird knickknacks. and every night we cook together and dance in the kitchen under the soft oven light.

So i just say “oh i don’t know maybe college?”

hey, dont cry…cowboy tying you up with his lasso, okay?