Since You’re Taking Requests For Winx Club Could You Do Professor Palladium With A Fairy S/o?

Slender: Splendor hand me that newspaper

Spendor: Oka- No! You're going to hit me with it.

Slender: I won't.

Splendor: Do you promise?

Slender: Yes.

Slender:

Slender: Trender, hit your brother for me.

I meant how undertakers behaviour with his gf when alon 😉

The Undertaker is always cracking jokes, making his girlfriend laugh was one of his favorite things to do. Your laugh lit up his day and made him smile, no matter the situation. He’s known to be a bit touchy when it comes to his scars, but you reassure him of course. And when he wants to get into the mood, you feel it. He pushes his hair away from his eyes and smirks, watching your every move hungrily. But he’s a gentleman and won’t touch without consent. He may give occasional shoulder kisses and hugs from behind but he’s always waiting and patient. Hell he waited for a long time for you, what’s a few more months or years?

I see! I'm not a stranger to hip pain though, because my human form does have hip dysplasia, and unfortunately it's really prone to either inflammation (which also means it'll fill up with water) or it jumps out of socket/dislocates, and that really unpleasant! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍👀💯😅😳🥲🥹🥺😭🤬👉🏻👈🏻

Hey, regarding your hip, could it be that you have hip dysplasia by any chance? 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍👀💯✨👉🏻👈🏻

Hello darling,

I think the problem is simply that I am becoming sort of an Old Fogey, my dear. ;-)

*I scream in terror and scurry off, scaring the shit out of a few dozen people in the bar as I flee.*

Tarantula: May I have a coke please

Waitress: All we have is Pepsis is that okay?

*Tarantula sweating nervously*: Y-you have what

LEMME SMASH!! >:3

It recently came to my attention that there is a production crew doodle of frollo in what appears to be a maid dress so obviously I had to put my art block aside and redraw it

Fucking whatever I guess

Fluffy relationship headcanons with Grell? (pretty please)

//No problem, dear :) Please enjoy//

Grell

She is the biggest romantic there ever was. Anything relatively romantically cliché will make her swoon like there is no tomorrow. If her partner gives her flowers or chocolates, she may just faint in their arms.

She is a huge cuddler and touchy-feely person. She loves just being in contact with her partner and knowing they are there.

Although she may not always show it, she really needs reassurance, and adores it whenever her partner compliments her/tells her they love her.

She would need a partner who could put up with her dramatic reactions, and wouldn’t mind if she squealed and fussed over how adorable they are.

Dates would be a big thing for her, as she would always want to go out and flaunt their relationship.

Telling her she is a “deadly efficient” reaper would boost her confidence immensely, although she already knows she’s the best one around. If her partner were to tell her this, she would not be able to wait until she could brag about it to all of the other reapers when she went to work next.

Mind it I'll also have a swig of that? 🕷️❤️😍😘🥰😌😁😋😉🤤☺️💯👉🏻👈🏻

Speaking of whiskey...

...You still have the one I imported?

You're drunk after four beer already?

Okay alright so i had four beers and some hot and sour instant noodles for dinner and decided to treat my future self to a less shitty hangover in the morning so i grabbed the half full mug of water that had been sitting on my kitchen counter for 36 hours and took a big swig but felt something in my mouth and this is what i spat out

Challenge: name 5 things Trender Man likes and 5 things he dislikes.

Likes:

When he unintentionally matches his colors on his lazy days off. 😤

Being able to walk into a clothing store and try on clothes without looking sus.

His random ankle tat he got with his first boyfriend. Man his mom was so pissed lol. It's a tattoo of a peony.

Likes having Slender as an older brother. He can always get good advice from him regarding protection and isolation.

Having a family that supports his hobbies and sexuality. He thinks if he was in any other Slender house, he would have been murdered at 800 years old.

Dislikes:

NOT 👏🏼 HAVING 👏🏼 FACIAL 👏🏼 HAIR 👏🏼 he could do SO MUCH MORE if he had some >:(

Being lonely. He'd rather always be around people than have to live by himself. It feels so weird.

Having to live with the fact he didn't know how to tie a tie until he was 1300 years old. Feels like such a failure lmao.

Inequality. He will fight tooth and nail for the fashion industry to become more diverse. He's so tired of the models and he wants someone who can work a stage without attitude for once!

Also doesn't like his own skinny bod. Has tried to gain weight and gain muscle but because he's a slender it just doesn't affect him. It's so evil bro let him be Curvy Barbie ffs.

It could easily join germany's next topmodel and win the whole thing.

i adore bugs. you're telling me THIS

is a real, living animal. and what is it called?

Gongylus gongylodes