Splendorman:
(facts and little specks of lore)
The oldest of all of the siblings
Raised by his father and mother….they did NOT do a very good job.
He was very tough to grow up with, he could switch up quickly and easily.
He was very manipulative as well, and is still manipulative even now, but has worked on it.
He’s very possessive of his siblings, but most of all Slenderman. When Slenderman met Zalgo, Slender had to hide his friendship because he knew what Splendor’s reaction would be (something terrible that I’ll talk about later)
The reason Splendor was so possessive of Slender was because of how gullible Slenderman was…he’d almost never question anything he was told to do by anyone older than him (this was just the way Slenders were raised to be)
Even though Splendor was pretty messed up, he still did his best to care for his siblings..even though his love was very…tough.
“Rules for thee but not for me” kind of guy…
He was a functional alcoholic.
The smile and eyes on his face are fully functional. He is also known as an incomplete because he has no way of switching to a completely natural looking Slender or Human. He just stays looking exactly like how he looks now.
…If you haven’t guessed yet, he envies his other brother’s abilities to shift almost completely.
Offenderman:
Second oldest
Believe it or not, he was one of the most reasonable of the older half of the siblings
He was the one who did the most to try and get Splendor to ease up on Slenderman.
For work, Offenderman was a hitman. (This deeply affected his view on humans and the world)
He hated Splendorman’s drinking, but Offenderman fell into that addiction as well as smoking.
He was doing his very best to provide for the family, and since he was the best at shifting from human to Slender form, he was the one who could work in the human world the best.
Tenderman:
Was the most reasonable of the older half of the brothers.
He was very patient and kind. He sort of took on a motherly role.
He typically took care of cooking, cleaning, and caring for the younger siblings.
Tenderman was the one who took care of Slenderman the most when he was sick. (He still helps him even now during flare ups)
Fun Fact: his favorite season is Winter.
He was the most respectful of boundaries
He didn’t have a very good relationship with Splendorman. He thought Splendorman was too cruel (which he was…)
When it came to making decisions he spoke to Offenderman about these things because he was the other most stable in the home.
Slenderman:
1st of the younger half of siblings
He’s one year older than Trenderman
Started working for Zalgo’s father when he was young
…Got attached to Zalgo
BETRAYAL
Boom, trust issues up the wazoo
Got Slender sickness.
Had to be taken care of for several years. It weakened his limbs as well so he had to use a cane.
Appreciated everything Trenderman did for him while he was sick.
Spent a lot more time with Surrenderman. Helped him learn to read during this time as well.
He also began to realize how much Splendor was manipulating the family, and how Splendor targeted him
He withdrew from Splendorman slowly…
He also got closer with Trenderman after Trenderman began to have trouble with his love life
Trenderman
Oh boy…oh boy oh boy oh boy….
REBELLION
He didn’t care if Splendor got mad, he’d do it anyway,
He snuck out, he snuck people in, he wore what he wanted, and he did what he wanted.
He and Slender DID NOT have a good relationship.
He always thought Slender was babied…(He was not in fact babied, he was VERY SICK and needed a lot of care)
Trenderman was a middle child. He wanted attention, he just almost never got it.
Tenderman always tried his best to spend time with him though, even though that wasn’t the attention Trenderman wanted.
Trenderman wanted attention from his father and mother….he…never got that.
So he started seeking that attention from other people. People he slept with and dated.
He got heartbroken a few too many times.
And he withdrew from people.
During this, that’s when he started to get closer with Slenderman. Because Slender understood what loneliness was like.
He also realized what Slender was going through, and saw him more as a brother than competition.
Trenderman’s love for clothing started when he was 12 btw, he worked as a tailor for several years and then sort of went off to do his own clothing line later on
He was closest with Offenderman growing up.
Surrenderman
The youngest
He was the closest to Slenderman of all the brothers, and is still with him today,
He has a stutter that he was born with (his is genetic, his human mother had a stutter and it was passed on to him)
Slender helped him with his stutter as well as making sure Surrender knew it wasn’t his fault and that he shouldn’t be ashamed of it. (Surrender was very ashamed of his stutter because of things Splendor and his father would say to him about it. While Splendor would try to “encourage” him to speak louder, it would also become toxic and demeaning, and Surrender’s father was very cruel, telling him to “learn to speak properly, or don’t speak at all”)
Surrenderman has a passion for cooking! He liked to watch Trenderman cook and bake.
Back Surrenderman being with Slenderman to this day, I mean he lives with Slenderman.
Surrenderman, while his stutter got better, he’s still just a very timid person in general. (this has nothing to do with his stutter, that’s just how he is as a person), and he was never able to find a place to live on his own, so now he lives with him.
Slender finds him the most tolerable of the brothers.
NSFW Christmas headcannons? Love you Jas!
Aw, I love you too <3
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- Jeff and BEN makes a whole tray of d*ck shaped cookies, despite what Slender says about it, then they laugh whenever someone eats them. smh
- Dr.Smiley likes to watch 50 Shades of Gray with some hot chocolate while everyone is asleep or gone. If anyone catches him, he’ll threaten the Pastas to keep quiet.
- Always on Christmas day, Smile Dog and Grinny Cat go out and try to find a mate. Their way of mating is not a pretty sight. Jeff once walked into a room with Smile Dog with another poor dog, he wishes he could unsee everything.
- A few years ago on Christmas Eve, Sexual Offender put rose petals on Slender’s bed, thinking it was one of his victims, not his brother. Slenderman still doesn’t understand how Offender didn’t realize.
- Toby, Jeff, BEN, & Laughing Jack always try to embarrass each other on Christmas Day with NSFW stuff. Who can get the most embarrassing dirty gift? Who can say the most embarrassing dirty thing to Slenderman without chickening out? It drives everyone up the wall, but it’s fun to hear what they have to say.
Are you really that sure? 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️😉😄😁😆😏😌☺️😂🤣✨👀👉🏻👈🏻
How can you determine if a person is interesting as you are?
As I am? I don't know if- maybe Eurus? Usually, it's just interesting on a fuckability scale. Never placed myself in the equation. Seems... unfair to the others.
Eurus is smarter then both Sherlock and Mycroft combined! 🕷️❤️😍🥰😘😌👀😉🤣😂😁💯👉🏻👈🏻
I was, yes! And lost my account (shame-of-chimical) unfortunately. I was both stunned and a bit heart-broken at first when I saw that John and Sherlock "broke up". But maybe that was for the best. At least so it seems. Both have new roleplay partners as well by now. But it wasn't as good without you anyways! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘☺️😉😌😁🥳🥹🥺✨👉🏻👈🏻
Cute
Lestrade! My goodness, it's been so long! It's very nice to see you again and have you back here on Tumblr! How have you been in the meantime? And thank you for the compliment! I appreciate that! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘☺️😉😌😁🥳🤭🥹🥺✨👉🏻👈🏻
Explanation: So I accidentally did general Trender headcanons instead of Trender x Fashion designer reader headcanons (Yes I’m that ditzy) so I’m just gonna post these here and pretend I meant to XD
Warnings: Mercury poisoning, family’s reaction to horrible illness, mouth sores, anxiety, hand/head tremors, memories, insomnia (All the aforementioned triggers stop being an issue after you see this ~*~ signal. After that, its just random general HC’s ^^)
HE HAS HAD MERCURY POISONING BEFORE! Oh boy, I’ve wanted to talk about this in depth for forever but I can never get my thoughts together. The day I manage it, watch out.
Basically, though, Trender is in love with fashion (Obviously). The whole industry, but mostly prac- he loves to design, and create, and be amongst other people who design, and create. So he’s never been a big-wig store CEO or anything. He has always and will always be a worker (Even if he opened up a small boutique or even chain of boutiques. He’d be the manager that’s out with everyone else, on the floor, as often as possible.) and he’s worked far more than his fair share of factories.
Including those factories that used lots of mercury in their felt making. He contracted a terrible case of the ‘mad hatters’ disease through this (Ironically, he literally caught his case during a serious hat phase he was enjoying. Yes, Trender was literally the Mad Hatter.) and since his literal monster of an immune system was about to fight off the disease for a long time (During which time he watched friends and colleagues alike fall to the illness, in total confusion and grief), when he finally started suffering from the symptoms, they were bad. Like, he had one of the worst cases ever.
Splender and Slender took care of him during this time. Offender too, whenever he was in town (And he did visit a lot more often than before) but it’s never been in him to devote himself to others. When he was there, though, he didn’t leave Trenders side. Or, at least, the hallway that his room was on.
His symptoms included:
o Sores in his mouth that caused a permanent metallic taste, muscle pain. Made even worse by his mania- always wanting to move. And do something. Usually sowing, either by hand or with a machine but he would also suffer outbursts where he would really move, and those are what put his muscles in the most pain.
o Irritability + lack of patience. Splender was totally patient with him and endlessly kind, of course, but this did cause some nasty, horrible fights with Slender. Slender of course new that it was just the sickness but after a certain point his patience wore totally 2D, plus he was hurting from watching Trender be sick like this and stifling those feelings.
o Introversion and shyness. He would often hide away in his room / cell cuz of course he wasn’t allowed to go places on his own, or at all to extreme lengths and it got to the point that he would only say 2 words if Splender came in (No one else), if they were lucky.
o So much anxiety. Splender would do all he could to help him get through it but the attacks lasted days. All they could do was standby, keep his space clean, and continue to empty his vomit bucket.
o Struggle with focusing on anything. He would keep going, of course, because even terribly ill Trender is determined, but it would get messy.
o Tremors. In his hands (Which made the cuts he always accidentally gets on his fingers even worse), and his head.
o Memory loss was one that hit Offender the worst.
o He would also go days without sleeping. And I’m not gonna lie, Slender did resort to hitting him in the head whenever Splender wasn’t around to just make him get sleep (Cuz the insomnia made everything else 10 times worse).
o His movements were also all over the place. Jerky.
It last years. At least 2-3 decades.
Wow, I did actually get a bit into this. Oh well. Okay moving on from this sadness.
If he were to be represented as a planet, he would be Earth.
If they were to be represented as colours, Trender and Slender both would be grey. Because while their brothers are definitely completely different sides of the spectrum, hot and cold (Splender would never do something evil to anyone else and Offender would never do anything good for anyone but himself), Trender and Slender are different kinds of mixed. Slender leans heavily towards black and Trender leans heavily towards white, but they would both do things that counteract what they try to be.
He really hates when people try to define him. He’s not just the ‘fashion’ brother. He’s so much more; He’s Trender. Stop trying to stick him in a box he just doesn’t fit. It hurts, and its frustrating.
He is a self-sacrificing shit. I mean, at least Splender will keep himself safe in a dangerous situation because knows people need him- it would take Trender exactly 2 seconds to throw himself between a random stranger and a car, or cockily dare someone to shoot him whether he knows for sure that they wont or not if it means he could possibly psych them out or distract them so someone else can escape.
He’s also a, uh *Cough* Icarus-Type. He’s willing to risk the danger if it means he’ll fly. In other words, man is a DAREDEVIL.
He can take a mighty beating. Like, have you ever seen Alfred Pennyworth in Fox’s Gotham? Trender’s fighting style, attitude, and philosophy is exactly like that. He has a really good technique and he’ not afraid to fight, at all, but if he knows someone is stronger then him then he’s not at all afraid of outlasting them, either.
He’s a city boy at heart, but do not get him wrong- he’s a rural man at his roots.
Once, Slender was being his dickface self so Trender went under protest. He said, he would not leave the Slender’s toilet until Slender agreed to apologise to Splender and mean it (And *cough* make them dinner). And since Slender refuses to toilet outside or on any toilet other then his own (how unsanitary), it worked. Slender did try to just go in and do his business whether Trender was there or not but Trender anticipated this and had sat himself, draws down on the toilet, so Slender came in, saw, and immediately left again with a strangled scream.
Offender snickers. “Hey Trender, you remember that time you held Slender’s toilet hostage and then whipped your dick out when you weren’t getting what you wanted from him?” “Offender that’s not what happened, but… yes.” Slender, across the room, shakes himself to be rid of that particular horrifying memory that his dear big brother bestowed upon him. “Mmmeurrrg- “ “And I’d DO IT AGAIN, SO SHUT UP SLENDER.”
Hey! I'm innocelt in this! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍☺️😌😁😉😋😅🥹🥺👀😳🙂😏👉🏻👈🏻
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.....Ah, it's a "sip of the ol' 50 year whisky day".
I agree with the bite as I am a person who got bitten by a praying mantis two times (because my idiot ass accidentally spooked the poor creature). But they're very beautiful and unique beings with five eyes!
Praying Mantis
Mantis religiosae
The Praying Mantis can be identified by its typically bright green coloring and long, skinny body. It is commonly found in environments around moist and vegetation-rich areas such as forests and gardens.
Like most mantids, the Praying Mantis is a solitary insect and prefers to hunt alone.
The Praying Mantis is an carnivore and typically feeds on small insects, including flies, moths, spiders and crickets, but has been know to fight (and eat) small animals like, lizards, birds, frogs etc.
Some of its predators are birds, spiders, hornets, and lizards.
Fun fact: Praying mantises have exceptional eyesight and can rotate their heads 180 degrees.
Contrary to popular belief, The Praying Mantis is (currently) not listed as endangered, and is generally beneficial to the environment as it helps control the population of pests.
The Praying Mantis can be known to have parasitic relationships with horsehair worms (praying mantis-host, horsehair worm-parasite)
The stealth movements of the praying mantis have made it a symbol of meditation and contemplation. In China, the insect has long been honored for its mindful movements; It never makes a move unless it is certain that is the right thing to do.
it is not advisable to handle a Praying Mantis without proper training as they have a strong bite and can cause pain to humans if mishandled. However, they are generally not aggressive towards humans and will only defend themselves when provoked.
My person rating: 5/5 ★★★★★
I love mantids, they are extremely unique creatures and are one of my favorite bugs to keep and observe!
(Keep in mind this rating is just my personal opinion, you can feel differently about the praying mantis, There is no correct answer for how to feel about bugs!)
Thanks for reading and happy bug spotting! if you've got any questions or just want to chat bug stuff feel free to comment or dm me!
If i missed something or messed up a fact please comment and correct me!
Credits:
I believe both Dividers are from @strangergraphics-archive
Hey could I get some good omens content? Maybe Aziraphale x fem reader headcanons?
sorry for getting to this so late!
- if you have long hair this boy will definitely braid it all the time.
- if he gets attached he will stick to you like glue.
- he always is attempting to get you to smile.
- is a total cuddler
- his main nickname for you would be darling or sweetheart
- it is very easy to fluster him
- if you’re into reading he will find you very old books
- if you get sick he will not leave your side until you get better
- he was very flustered the first time you called him baby
- he tries to keep pda to a minimum around Crowley, but he sometimes slips up :)
- if he ever gets jealous just pepper him in kisses
- gives the best birthday gifts
- he’s not much of a flirter but when he does prepare to be flustered
- loves to carry you either it be in his arms or on his back
- if you’re ever sad he will cuddle with you and attempt to get you to laugh
- if ya’ll ever fight just make sure to give him space, he’ll come around
How do the slender brothers flirt/inpress someone
Slender: he’s not doing that unless you explicitly tell him how you want him to. He’ll die of shame if he tries anything else, no matter how successful he is.
Offender: hey bby you look hot af lemme get your number
Splendor probably just makes a lot of compliments!! He may try to show off how good he is with kids and be all “"hey, wouldn’t it be nice if we raised kids together!?” but that’s the most nsfvv it’s gonna get
Trender: “"Oh, my, your clothing… it appears to be torn… and the stitches… they’re about to come out…, take your clothes off so i can fix them for you…………. besides you look better nude.”
...How mad would you be if I said yes? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🥹🥺🥲😭👀😳🙂☺️😌😁😉😋👉🏻👈🏻
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.....Ah, it's a "sip of the ol' 50 year whisky day".
Just a friendly theraphosa stirmi that is capable of talking, spelling (typing) and shipping ships!
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