Hey! I'm Innocelt In This! πŸ•·οΈβ€οΈπŸ˜˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜ŒπŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹πŸ˜…πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΊπŸ‘€πŸ˜³πŸ™‚πŸ˜πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

Hey! I'm innocelt in this! πŸ•·οΈβ€οΈπŸ˜˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜ŒπŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹πŸ˜…πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΊπŸ‘€πŸ˜³πŸ™‚πŸ˜πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

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.....Ah, it's a "sip of the ol' 50 year whisky day".

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4 months ago

Can I get Masky and Hoodie out on Halloween with their s/o? Thank you love your writing btw!

Masky

Always trying to scare you throughout the entire day.

Why, you ask?

β€œI dunno.” :))Β 

Just one day of Halloween will take at least three years off of your life.

It doesn’t help that Masky’s job is literally to sneak up on people.Β 

You caught him hiding on top of the kitchen cabinets to jump down and scare you.

Dumbass got stuck, though.

Halloween night will be spent either in the middle of the woods, or on a night out in the town.

It’s your choice, of course. (But Masky would prefer being sketchy in the middle of the woods)

Both are just as scary.

If you choose the woods, Masky will spend the night playing hide and seek with you, along with telling scary stories by the fire while binging on marshmallows.

The city, however, is a night filled with candy, trick-or-treating as grown adults, and maybe a simple restaurant date.

Full of spooks, of course

Hoodie

Hoodie will take you somewhere spooky for Halloween.

Like a haunted house, haunted maze, or even a real haunted house with an EMF and Ouija Board.

Or possibly all three in the same day?Β 

He’ll protect you through each event, and keep you hidden in his hoodie if push comes to shove.

Hoodie may have also punched a clown actor in the face, but that’s not important right now.

What’s important is how fast he can get away from the crime scene.

An eventful Halloween is a fun Halloween!

And when you go ghost hunting, he mentioned he might punch a ghost in the face too.

Then he mysteriously fell through the floor. Oooo so spooky.

With Hoodie’s injuries and the dying batteries on the EMF making it go crazy, you two decide to chill at home and watch your favorite scary movies.

All while being inconveniently disturbed by trick or treaters.

5 months ago

AGREED!! πŸ•·οΈβ€οΈπŸ˜˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ’―πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€­πŸ˜β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜³πŸ‘€πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

thoughts on will wood? :3

smash

8 months ago

Not your division, I guess? And you know me! I know bugs well! πŸ•·οΈβ€οΈπŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ’―πŸ‘€βœ¨πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯²πŸ˜³πŸ˜…β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŒπŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

Hey Greg! Did you know that big dragonflies can speed up to 130 miles per hour??? Cheetah's can also speed up to 130 miles per hour, but only for about 20 seconds, so a big dragonfly can easily beat a cheetah in a race!

Dragonflies can also make it from Lybia to Iceland in only four days flat! Awesome, isn't it?! πŸ•·οΈβ€οΈπŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ˜β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŒπŸ₯³πŸ‘€πŸ’―πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

Is this true? I don't know any bugs to confirm these facts with. Feel like I'd need a detective for this. Or someone who really knew bugs. Wonder if I know anyone like that...

9 months ago

I've been able to successfully let her go back into the wild. Or better phrased yet, she decided it was time to go back to her life in the wild herself.

Of course I've hurried outside and was worried at first, but after some time I was able to watch her reconnecting with her family.

I watched her being fed by her Mom, which was cute but hit right home. I was kind of sad that she's gone now and I have no bird to care for anymore, but I was also really happy to know that Elischeba is healthy and back with her family. But I do have to admit that I still miss her a lot... πŸ•·οΈπŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜Œβ˜ΊοΈπŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

Hi there, Mr. Holmes! What are your thoughts about arachnophilia and entomomania? *Leaves big chocolate cake for you*

Arachnophilia and entomomania? How thoroughly... intriguing. The love of spiders and the fear of insects. I suppose everyone needs a lexicon hobby.

Without proper context, I'm afraid I don't have any interesting thoughts on them.

As for the cake, your offering is duly noted. I trust it is dark chocolate?

11 months ago

The way the crocodile gives that criminal offensive side-eye, as if daring to copy it and see what happens! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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8 months ago

I mean between character and reader. It works by people describing themselves to you as detailed as possible and you tell them what character would fit them as a partner and why.

And if you want to go the extra mile, you can even add a (smaller) fanfic. But so far I've never seen anyone do that.

Do you also do match ups or only fanfics?

Do you mean match ups between readers and characters or two characters? Either way, I'll admit I'm not familiar with this, but why not!

*suddenly wonders if they know enough characters to do that and keep it varied*

3 months ago

slenderman, toby, lj and jeff with a creep/friend who is VERY weird. Like be loud, climb random things, collect shiney objects, talk to animals, and give random things as gifts kind of weird/eccentric. Hopefully its not too weird.

Slender:

Slender generally isn't affected by your weirdness. He's got an entire house full of weirdos, what's another person with eccentric tastes on top of that? Some of your quirks he does find a bit cute, like when you find something new to add to your collections and you excitedly tell him about it, however, he definitely does not enjoy your louder moments, especially not when you're paired with some of the other loud creeps within the mansion.

Toby:

Toby absolutely adores you. You wanna be loud? Fuck yeah, dude let's go scream into the woods and try and make it echo. You wanna climb something? There are some thick vines on the mansion he likes scaling, lets go do that. You collect stuff???? So does he!! You should compare collections and get things for them together! Toby has quite an eccentric personality himself when he's in a good mood, so he can get along well with someone like this.

Laughing Jack:

Jack is drawn in towards quirky people, and you are certainly no exception. He enjoys joining you in your more eccentric activities, often inviting you to take part in some of the weirder interests he has as well. The two of you end up getting along very smoothly, and the other residents also tend to agree that the two of you have a very similar vibe and are quite compatible.Β 

Jeff:

Jeff also finds quirky people interesting, mostly because he likes analyzing people and figuring out why they are the way they are. But when they're just fucking weird?? Those are his favorite people. He always joins you when you're doing stupid shit because he also loves doing stupid shit, so why not do stupid shit together?? He's also usually picking up various things he thinks you might like for your collection or finding new places for you to do weird things together.

5 months ago

Something that'll never happen to me as long as I stay in my spider form, because flies and yummy roaches are pests to humans! πŸ•·οΈβ€οΈπŸ˜˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ’―πŸ€­πŸ˜β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹πŸ₯³πŸ‘€πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

I just cut my dick off, and it's bleeding a lot... What do I do, doctor?

I Just Cut My Dick Off, And It's Bleeding A Lot... What Do I Do, Doctor?

Uh, cauterize it?

9 months ago

They look like they're having a lunch date! πŸ•·οΈβ€οΈβœ¨

omnomnomnomnom(devouring a flower together)

Omnomnomnomnom(devouring A Flower Together)
Omnomnomnomnom(devouring A Flower Together)
Omnomnomnomnom(devouring A Flower Together)
4 months ago

Not Halloween-y but could you write about the slender brothers purring around their s/o for the first time?

Β Slender

Just come into his office when he’s in a good mood and start loving on him.

You’re bound to get a purr soon or later if the environment is right.

Some long and loving touches and slow kisses will prompt his purring.

You pause from the sudden static rumble from your boyfriend’s throat.

You’ve never heard it before, but by the way he leans into you, he seems to be enjoying himself.

Slender will lean his head into your side as you massage his temples as a deep, gravelly purr with a whisper of static rumbles from his throat.

You allow him to stay like that for a calming break, before being coaxed on his lap to retrieve even more purrs from your boyfriend.

Offender

As everyone knows, Offender is a very loving person.

He can usually create a short-lived purr on command, but there are times where he surprises himself before falling asleep while cradling his s/o.

It’d have to be a quiet night where Offender can get lost in his thoughts thinking about his s/o, and how much time and love he’s spent with them.

You’ll be shifted awake by a mass of muscle scooting closer to you, along with a gaining purr in volume.

Offender has a loud purr, so you won’t be getting much sleep tonight.

You were aware of his purring since he mentioned it in passing, but you couldn’t imagine it’d keep you awake.

But the lopsided smirk he’s sporting will never spark disgruntlement.

You just hold him closer and leave butterfly kisses along his cheeks in content.

Trender

It will take a while into the relationship for Trender to purr around his s/o.

He doesn’t purr often, and there’s rarely moments long enough for it to be prompted.

Everything has to be perfect to hear his cute raspy purr.

It was a long day at work, and he was dead on his feet from slaving over another ballgown for a rich party for rich people who seemed to all request his clothing at once.

Trender fell into your arms, and didn’t even bother to take his shoes off before hand.

All he knew that night was cuddling up to his s/o’s chest and taking a very long nap in their arms.

There isn’t much else to it besides tracing your touch along his skin and keeping Trender relaxed in your hold for a good nights sleep.

He wouldn’t even know he was purring until his s/o mentioned it the next morning.

Splendor

The first time hearing him purr would be the first time you cuddle..

Splendor purrs easily, and it can surface whenever he’s in close contact with you, whether it be a cuddle or a long hug.

And Splendor is a huge cuddle bug, he’ll hop onto any given chance to snuggle up under a blanket.

And just after a few minutes, Splendor was putty in your arms.

He’s just so peaceful and content and cute, your heart just can’t handle it.

Press a few kisses to his cheeks and he’ll be glowing.

The high-pitched sound surprised you at first, and before you could ask if he was alright, he buried his freckled cheeks into the crook of your neck.

Splendor was content, and even though your heart was racing, you kept still and enjoyed the solitude.

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