Real

where did you find the beforehand dialogue

I'm not crying, you're crying

Did you guys know that right when More Racquetball ends, and Charlotte takes Whizzer back, if you're wearing headphones, you can hear Marvin say "What?" in the most heartbreaking tone imaginable? Because he didn't expect Whizzer to need to go to the hospital? Because I fucking didn't.

weatherman!marvin au my beloved

hes Stupid

oh god. who's saying this?? who even??? Andrew isn't a narcissist guys, he's allowed to leave musicals if they're not for him and he's allowed to talk about it.

would you rather he say nothing? a lot of people were/are going to see the Tammy Faye musical because of Andrew, right?

well, he's on social media. he probably saw people on excited to see him, and wanted to let them know on a widely broadcast piece of media? it's not self obsessed, it's actually pretty smart if you think about. kinda like a better way to not let misinformation spread.

it's another way to let people know he's not going to be doing it anymore. people need to take a breath, man, stop getting uselessly angry at someone because you're upset they aren't in something anymore, or because of the fact that they wanted to tell people they weren't. it's a decent fucking thing to do. seriously y'all. c'mon.

so fucking mad at people saying “andrew shouldnt have announced this at the tonys hes making it about himself / hes self obsessed” buddy he was clearly Asked a question about it and he answered?? wtf else was he supposed to do?? definitely not LIE about it thatd be even worse?? do yall agree??

the cat girl empire.... it's begun

@weirdo-with-a-potato

Part 15! :>> (DEH Incorrect Quotes)

Jared: My expectations were low but holy f u c k .

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Connor: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs

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Evan: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal.

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Evan: You played me!

Jared: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Connor: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Jared: You mean you looked in a mirror?

Connor: Someday you will have to answer to your actions and God may not be so merciful

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Alana: Oh Fiddlesticks! Well, that really ruffles my feathers.

Literally every other deh kid: Please, just say fuck.

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Zoe: We need to distract these guys,

Jared: Leave it to me.

Jared: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Evan & Alana: *Immediately begin arguing*

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Evan: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

Connor: *Sighs*

Connor: I killed a man.

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Connor: Evil never sleeps!

Jared: But ugly gets plenty of rest.

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Alana: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Connor: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Jared: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Zoe: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Evan: What is wrong with you?

Jared: Loaded question.. Elaborate.

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Connor: Remain CALM! *Slaps Evan multiple times*

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Evan: Your pathetic!

Connor: Your pathetic-er!

Jared: Your both fucking losers.

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Connor: Oh, and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Connor: My Facebook photo is a landscape.

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Jared: What the fuck's wrong with you??

Connor: Not even a 'good morning'?

Jared: Good morning. What the fuck's wrong with you???

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Alana: What's your favourite mythical story?

Jared: The Story Of My Will To Live.

Alana: Oh, I don't think I've heard of that one before.

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Zoe: You know, your talking a lot of shit for someone with two perfectly good eyeballs, each cost at about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Connor: ...

Zoe: *Lip smack*

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Evan, to Jared: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!

Evan: I'm actually really good at mathematics.

Jared:

Evan: Secondly, I think you might be right.

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Jared: Is this a good idea?

Jared: Probably not.

Jared: But do I care?

Jared: No.

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Alana: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

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Connor: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Jared: Wrong. I look like a cool rockstar who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Connor: All of your existences are confusing.

The Rest Of The Squad: How so?

Connor: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Jared: Oh so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool"

Jared: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go"?? L o g i c ?

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Alana: What's sexting?

Jared: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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Connor: Don't weep for the stupid.

Connor: You'll be crying all day.

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Jared: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

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Evan: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire, you may knock once. If I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Zoe: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

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@milolovesbmc first redraw all finished!! they have a place in my heart always and forever 🩶

yk, this is a really good question. a lot of the revival lovers do infantilize whizzer, but everyone I've seen or talked to who love the older falsettos (the falsettos obc) are very respectful?

personally, I like both versions but yeah. whizzer shouldn't be treated like a child. I'm assuming it's because of andrew?? he's had a history in his fans and such of people treating him younger than he is??

idk. whizzer is a grown ass man 😭 thank you and goodnight (it's barely afternoon)

//this isn't about anyone specifically btw I just saw this and thought "huh. yeah. that's weird" because no, I haven't seen anyone babying stephen so it must just be andrew's version of whizzer? right??//

Do people infantilize Whizzer because of how they infantilize Andrew Rannells, or did they baby Stephen Bogardus too?

you already know it's whizzer even though the fandom still aggressively focuses on the angst

Real or nah???

Just a dream.... just ....a dream.

Well, at least I have the March of The Falsettos album on vinyl.

had a dream i went to a record store and they had EVERY marvin trilogy album on vinyl and i cried out of joy

one of my artworks with Christian