Watching Waitress For The First Time For The Sake Of The Whizzvin '50s Diner Au Me And My Friend Are

with all this talk of absolutely wild falsettos aus, I think it would be only fair for me to contribute

I found an audio this morning that brought back a thought i'd had while reading a fic a while back; what if whizzvin were composers?

In my head it's more that marvin is a composer and whizzer is learning but shh hear me out

picture me this

post whizzvin breakup, a year/year and a half in, whizzer is digging through his storage and finds a very old, very broken guitar from his college days (of trying to woo cute guys or something yk the drill), and wants to learn to play again

marvin, for extra money has a repair-thing going on because he's had to fix many of his own instruments anyway so he thought he might as well make something extra off of it

they meet again because of an ad posting with whizzer not knowing it was him doing repairs until he got there and slowly mend their relationship via marvin giving him guitar lessons

gay chaos ensues

yeah?? yeahh??????? I might just be crazy

I KNOW, I SAW IT AND MY BRAIN JUST DID THAT THING WHERE IT FINDS THE PERFECT SCENARIO FOR SOMETHING-

Random DEH Incorrect Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Four) :

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Jared: You know what I’ve always wondered? How do tall people like you sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Connor: It’s fucking four a.m.

Jared: So you can’t sleep?

Jared: ….Is it because of the blanket?

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Alana: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of items you have lost throughout your life

Evan: Self-esteem! Haven’t seen you in years!

Connor: Oh wow, childhood innocence! Can’t believe you found this!

Zoe: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Jared: Moral code, is that you?

Alana:

Alana: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mom left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Connor: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Evan: This knife is actually my magic wand.

Zoe: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a magic wizard duel.

Jared: *Cocks gun* Magic missile.

Alana: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Alana: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Zoe: Have everyone stand.

Evan: Bring three more chairs!

Jared: The most important ones can sit down.

Connor: Kill three.

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Good For You & Words Fail Be like:

Alana: Looking left because you don’t treat me right.

Heidi: Looking right because you left.

Zoe: Looking up cause’ you let me down.

Jared: Looking down cause’ you fucked up.

Evan: What the fuck is wrong with you guys

Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Two) :

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Evan: The human body is %70 water, so we are basically just all cucumbers with anxiety.

Jared: Excuse you, but with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume daily, I think it's more accurate to say that i'm an anxiety pickle.

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Evan: You often use humour to deflect trauma.

Jared: Thank you!

Evan: I- never said that was a good thing..

Jared: What i'm hearing is that you think i'm funny.

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Jared: I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you, Evan, are a fucking cactus.

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Jared: I will FIGHT the next person to insult Connor.

Connor: Bitch why, i'm a piece of shit

Jared: ALRIGHT SQUARE UP YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD-

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Connor, walking in: Sorry I was late, I was doing... stuff.

Jared, slamming open the door and looking noticeably disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING S T A I R S-

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Jared: 4/20 is in 14 days, and I want you all to know that I will not tolerate any weed jokes. Not on my good, christian blog.

Connor: But your Jewish-

Jared: Not when it comes to the devil's lettuce, you heathen stoner fuck-

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Death: I've come to kill you.

Evan: Let me ask Jared.

Death: It isn't a choi-

Evan: He said no.

YES.

YES IT IS.

WHO- WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND EVEN??

Why do falsettos fanfics always give Whizzer a different birth name? Like is it that hard to believe his parents looked at him when he was a baby and went “That boy is a Whizzer.”?

This is why i love my grandparents

so tonight i was at my brothers game practice and like, i forgot literally all of my shit at home and was already dealing with the huge amount of assignment due dates stress and was dying in the freezing fucking grass and my grandma comes over to like,,, babysit ig and sits down and puts down another chair for me- i didn’t take it for a while cuz im a dumb bitch who gets sucked up in their little bitchboy emotions but anyways- 

part of the shit that i left at home was my earbuds and that really stressed/bummed me out so y’know what my gma does?

She puts on You Will Be Found from DEH (my favourite musical)

then after that she puts on Lover Boy by TFB (my favourite band)

and y’all idk if you ever just get that warm feeling like somebody actually gives a shit but ohmygod it’s precious and that literally almost made me cry 

have a good night, don’t forget to call your grandparents pls <3

IM SORRY WHAT?

WHAT?

I LOVE THIS

Dear Evan Hansen: Character appreciation weeks

A fandom event to appreciate each character individually! Each week a new character—check out the full timeline here.

WEEK TWO: Jared Kleinman

From October 31st until November 6th

PROMPTS:

Friendship

Camp

Tech

Loneliness

Jealousy

Humor

Jewish

(prompts are optional, but you’re welcome to use them if you wish!)

Make sure to tag @sincerely-us so I can reblog your works!

I think this is the best, cutest, most amazing thing I've seen all day

look at them.

look at these goobers

I'm intrigued to know what Jason's old actor looks like now though aswell

Falsettos 2016 cast and their 1992 counterparts on the opening night of the revival!

@chanty-loves-turtles sorry this took so long I’ve been job hunting and have summer extracurriculars!! but o h b o y this one hurt

thank you for sending it in anyhow :)

It's Quote Time Again (P- pt. 10? I think?Dk)

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Jared: Do you consider me your friend?

Evan: Uh, yeah. What else would you be?

Jared: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against Hedi? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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Zoe: Oh my god, Evan! Those pants look great! And I bet they would look even better on Jared's floor!

Jared: Did

Jared: Did you just hit on Evan... for me???

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Connor: I'm thinking of a number-

Zoe: 420.

Connor: No, that's so fucking immature of you. Someone else guess.

Jared: 69.

Zoe: He literally just said-

Connor: Yeah, it was 69.

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Evan: Mom, do you know anything about emails? Specifically how to fake them?

Heidi: Emails? Evan, what is this for?

Evan: . . .

Evan: Fun

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Alana: Do you want to talk about it?

Jared: No, I just want to cry and watch memes.

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Zoe: I had a dream that we got in a huge fight.

Connor: Who won?

Zoe: Me.

Connor: Yup. Definitely a dream.

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Mark: We got a divorce.

Heidi: No, we messed up a perfectly good son. Look at it, it's got anxiety.

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Alana: What does BDSM mean?

Jared: Being Dead Sounds Magnificent.

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Alana: Why are people so caught up in top or bottom? Honestly, I would be super happy just to have a bunk bed!

Connor:

Evan:

Zoe:

Jared: I'm gonna tell her.

Zoe: Don't you dare

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Evan: When was the last time you ate?

Jared: Food is a social construct created and perpetuated by large scale agricultural interests.

Evan: It's... it's really not.

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Connor: It's hard to be the gay cousin, the emo cousin, and the family failure, but someone's gotta do it.

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Alana: You should really get over Evan, Jared.

Jared: I'd rather get him under me.

Alana:

Alana: Touché.

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Zoe: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks in the room.

Connor: Eh, no. That's stupid.

Miguel: *Walks in* Hey, anything cool happening in here?

Connor: Okay, well maybe I'll do it. Rules are rules, y'know...

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Evan: Have you ever had a partner?

Jared: Nah.

Evan: Wha- how?!

Jared: *Shrugs* I dunno, never asked, never got asked.

Evan: *Under his breathe* But your kinda really hot though..

Jared: What?

Evan: What?

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Jared: I fucked up. I fucked up,

Evan: Why? What happened?

Jared: I fucking fell for someone.

Evan: Damn. Must be someone really special for The Insanely Heartless and Cold Jared Kleinman to fall for them.

Jared, glaring at Evan: Yeah. Real special.

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Connor: Miguel is out of town, I'm cutting off all of my shirt sleeves.

Alana: ...Why?

Connor: He's pretty much, like, %90 of my impulse control.

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*SQUIPed Jared AU bcz I felt like it*

J's SQUIP: Straighten your back.

Jared: My back will be as gay as I want it to, fuck you.

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Evan: Kiss, marry, kill: Me, Connor, Alana

Jared: Kiss Alana, marry you, kill Zoe.

Zoe: I wasn't even on the list, what the hell?

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Zoe: Settle a bet, what day is it?

Jared: Friday?

Zoe: Well, well, well, looks like none of us got it right. This idiot thought it was Tuesday. *Looks at Connor*

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Evan: I look back on being 17 and think:

Evan: "Oh my god, how did I not die?"

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Evan: Why would you give Connor a knife?

Zoe, the tired younger but more mature sibling: He felt unsafe.

Evan: Well, now we feel unsafe! *Points to himself and Jared*

Zoe: I'm sorry,

Zoe: Do you want a knife?

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Connor: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Evan: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Jared: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Alana: My life is a little too much imagine and not NEARLY enough dragons.

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Novel Evan: Okay! Step one of being popular: Be straight.

Novel Jared: *Exists*

Novel Evan, bi panicking: Okay! Failed step one!

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Alana: When I was small-

Jared: *Snorts*

Jared: "was"

(He likes to feel tall)

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Novel Evan: I'm pretty good at hiding crushes!

Novel Jared: *Walks in*

Novel Evan: I have to gay- I mean go

OOO lala!

love the in trousers shot lets freaking GO

thank you for these!

reblog this with falsettos/in trousers and/or falsettos/in trousers cast (any of them) photos you want me to redraw I am BORED fellas