Assclass Things :] (quotes, Etc)

GUYS OH MY GOD!!!!

look what I found at Barnes & Noble!!

I'm actually obsessed. I'm ACTUALLY obsessed.

yeah like why try and tear apart a probably fine friendship with sheer force of will c'mon everybody

the “rannells borle beef” thing really annoys me. like yeah it is kinda fun that christian is replacing rannells but there’s nothing more to this than that

in trousers for me is a great example of yes i love this i am obsessed with this no i would not recommend it to anyone

THE WILLRICK FIC IS OUT!! AND CAN BE FOUND HERE

to commemorate these goobs I present you with my recent willrick fanart, which I will be linking to the fic aswell!!

I love them sm :,)

a very big thank you to @weirdo-with-a-potato for expertly editing my draft!! eee thankyou <3

me n who

fun date idea: we watch the entire marvin trilogy and cuddle

What the fuck WHAT THE FUCK

it's consuming my brain

So many.. opportunities....

Marvin, coming home from work: What should we order for dinner?

Whizzer, flipping through TV stations: Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy.

Marvin:

Marvin: don't call me weatherboy

I just pictured Whizzer saying “Wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy” to Marvin and now it’s all I can think about

Ugh, yeah. I want to write but don’t want to make a completely new story for it.

Kleinsen? Kleinsen. LET’S GO DUDES

Of course. Of fucking course the final blow was going to shatter him. Why didn’t he see it coming? Why couldn’t he brace himself? Do something? It would have been at least decent if he’d shoved Evan, or something. Pushed him away, gave him a portion of that fucking guilt. He did distance himself from the teen, limiting their reactions to only professional; “Hi”s or “How are you?”s. It was so damn awkward. Who was he kidding, he didn’t want to stay mad at Evan. He wanted so bad to just cling onto him, hug him again like when they were both seven and watching horror movies under a blanket fort. He wanted him. But, no, if Evan had decided that some dead kid was worth more to him than he was, the deal was up. No more feelings. No more feelings, no more feelings, no more--

“Hi.” Jared looked up from his backpack straps. Annoyed, sleep deprived, and without a drop of caffeine in his whole damn system. He waved back. One foot in front of the other, he started to walk away. “I- um- no, Jared- I- please, come back.” “I need to get to class, sorry.” 

“Class doesn’t start for another twenty minutes..” Damnit. He had him there. “Christ. Okay, what is it, Hansen?” -- Long pause. Way too long. “I just.. need to apologize. Please. So, I’m sorry. For being a dick. I’m a fuck-up, I know, I know, trust me-- I just-- I don’t, I don’t..um.. want to lose you. Over me fucking something else up. Because that’s not worth it. I’m not worth all that--” He inhaled. The brunette felt a spike run through his heart. No. You’ve moved on. You’ve moved on, haven’t you? “I’m so fucking sorry. I’m sorry I asked you to help me, I’m sorry you had to pour yourself into it. I’m sorry that.. Zoe.. um.. I-i’m sorry, I’m sorry that I jumped, I just couldn’t take it, like I-I knew this was going to happen,” Fuck it. Fuck everything. So, he’s a dick. Your a dick, what of it? 

“You fucking jumped?!” He threw Evan into a hug. “Why the fuck would you do that!? Fucking moron! Jesus H. Christ, Evan, stop being such a dick-sucking, cute-faced moron, and stop fucking trying to hurt yourself! Your perfect, okay?!? So, fuck the hell off!!” 

“Cute-faced??!”

“Whatever, Acorn! Just don’t fucking ever try any of that shit ever again! And don’t make up shitty stories, just fucking trust me, okay?!” 

“Hey, I-- Jare, are you crying??”

“FUCK OFF, EVAN!!”

hhahaha it hurts to be in this fandom bye

yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me

ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"

crazy that when you do something it becomes finished. how was I supposed to know that