LMAO

the falsettos modern au is just

whizzer, texting from work: hey I want the 🍆🍆🍑 2nite. K? 😘

marvin: okay

and then whizzer just comes home and marvin is sitting at the dining table reading whatever old men read in their free time and in front of him lies not one, but two grocery bags full of eggplants and peaches.

and whizzer is just. too stunned to speak.

thank you for your time

THIS IS SO GORGEOUS??? THE MAN???? THE MYTH??????? THE LEGEND?????? HE DESERVES THE WHOLE WORLD

*eats your andy randy art* hm yes seconds pls. I require dinner after this beautiful treat

(this isn't pressuring I love your art this is actually making me so happy and the colors are just so perfect and vibrant and- and- AHH!! AHHHH!!!! AHHHHHH-I LOVE THISSS)

hes done :)) im very proud of how this turned out

me: that doesn’t answer my-

school system: now who wants to learn about civil wars

me: tell me how to pay taxes

school system: ....

school system: l.. lunch time?

me: ..........

me: this is not over i will be finishing this conversation with you after i eat my pb&j

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

one of my artworks with Christian

oh god. who's saying this?? who even??? Andrew isn't a narcissist guys, he's allowed to leave musicals if they're not for him and he's allowed to talk about it.

would you rather he say nothing? a lot of people were/are going to see the Tammy Faye musical because of Andrew, right?

well, he's on social media. he probably saw people on excited to see him, and wanted to let them know on a widely broadcast piece of media? it's not self obsessed, it's actually pretty smart if you think about. kinda like a better way to not let misinformation spread.

it's another way to let people know he's not going to be doing it anymore. people need to take a breath, man, stop getting uselessly angry at someone because you're upset they aren't in something anymore, or because of the fact that they wanted to tell people they weren't. it's a decent fucking thing to do. seriously y'all. c'mon.

so fucking mad at people saying “andrew shouldnt have announced this at the tonys hes making it about himself / hes self obsessed” buddy he was clearly Asked a question about it and he answered?? wtf else was he supposed to do?? definitely not LIE about it thatd be even worse?? do yall agree??

IM SORRY WHAT?

WHAT?

I LOVE THIS

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stephen saying "don't be a fOol" in that tone of voice should earn him a tony. rn

man what is that gideon from criminal minds-

I can't unsee I'm sorry I'M SORRY 😭

cant even imagine how nasty they fucked after this

STOPP my mom just had a whole ass conversation with me like two days ago where she tried to explain that a relationship would fall apart without sex. and without sex, you're partner holding someone's hand on kissing someone else is the new sex.

NO. actually. not true guys. if I ever do have a partner in the future, them fucking holding someone's hand won't bother me. it won't be done with romantic connotation. they are allowed to breathe─ just because if I ever want a relationship I wouldn't want it to be sexual doesn't mean it doesn't matter? or it matters less??? buddy.

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

"I'm best when I cheat", yeah, cheat on your WIFE, marvin