LAST TIME ON unnamed lancer campaign
GOD DAMN
also keo played the "LOCK ON" sound from the kamen rider gaim sengoku driver for each of the enemies he locked on to it was fucking awesome
Fuck zodiac signs, which of The Five Voices are you in your friend group?
spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle
Ocean announcement:
it's all gone
i’m like if a writer did not write and did other things instead
Lancer players naming their mechs like drag Queen names
me in the coal mine: oh no i lost my canary because it's so dark in here and i can't hear her singing :( i better light a match so i can find my little songbird!
huh. neat.
thing i noticed
so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents
you know the ones.
so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))
so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.